Bones Arena (Original)

Drunk: Boy I would like to get my hands on his army. I will be invincible!

Daisuke: Stay within' the arena?! O_O?

Steph: I could use some new recruitments.

The various Glooms moan as if in pain, but are silenced by a hand gesture from The Shade.

Fang just twirls his gun around while Rouge says nothing.

Daisuke: OK, when can we start?

King Bones: As soon as the torch is lit! We will have it be lit by the first ever bone guy! GIVE IT UP FOR HIM!

A old Bone Guy walks into the arena, holding a wooden stick with a little flame at the top. There is a large...er...cup, I guess, filled with oil. The Old bone guy is slowly walking towards it, walking 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour.

Drunk: .....

Develon: Oh screw this. *picks up the old Bone Guy and runs to the large ceremonial bowl.* LIT IT OR I'LL BURN YOU!

*Develon breathes fire on the old Bone Guy and the large ceremonial bowl.*

Daisuke: Oh that's it!! I can't wait anymore. It's cancelled by now. *leaves with Steph.*

Develon: I agree with that mortal. This is a waste of my time. I should concentrate on world domination!! *flies out of the topic with Drunk.*

Rouge and Fang leave as well.

The Gloom and his Gloom soldiers leave the topic.

OOC: That sucks. >.<

IC:

King Bones: Wait-D'oh.

Dry Bones: Well, I knew the whole arena thing is going to be a stupid idea. Anyway, who would be stupid enough to take care of your henchmen?

Darkling has left the topic for about an hour.

The other Bone Guys smack their faces.

The Dry Bones is disintegrated moments later.

*Monster Daisuke arrives holding Karasz*

Monster Daisuke: ME..WOULD!!

Karasz: =_= You dragged me to King Bones. Great. You turned into a monster, and already you're acting like a complete imbecile.

*The other Dry Bones (not the one that was destroyed) snaps the fingers and goes to King Bones.*

Dry Bones: There's an idiot who could take the Bone Guy army. That swordsman might have some impressive leadership skills. That way, your trip to your retirement is quicker.

King Bones: No. This guy simply won't do.

Dry Bones: What's wrong with him? He looks fine.

King Bones: He just doesn't. Sorry. He's not cut out for this.

Dry Bones: Then who's going to take control??

*A big muscular Bone Guy arrives*

Muscular Bone Guy: I'LL BE THEIR NEW LEADER! The name's Admiral Bones, professional commander, and high rank of the Bone Army! I will turn the wimpy Bone Guys into strong, intellegent, and also, without mercy! All of you maggots hear me?! You are going to be improved than before!

King Bones: Admiral, could you step into my office, please?

Admiral Bones: Yes sir! *salutes* *enters the office*

King Bones creates a sound-proof bubble around his office...thing.

King Bones: You idiot! I'm not really retiring! I'm simply trying to get the strongest person to join me while getting rid of all my competition!

BUT...

If you want, you may train the Bone Guys. Make them learn new tricks. Make a boot camp or something.

Admiral Bones: So you're taking the winner to be your new apprentice. Interesting. And yes, I will train the peons into professional mauraders.

*Karasz and Monster Daisuke backs away and walks out of the arena.*

The Bubble Disappears.

King Bones: K bye. But don't go hard on Billy. He has brittle bones.

Admiral Bones: YES SIR.

King Bones: That is all. You may go.