Springfield (The Simpsons)

Qwark : ''GAH, I'M ALLERGIC TO TOMATOES!''
*Qwark hides in the corner.

Gordon: O_O; Why? You get a rash if you touch one?!

*The tomato roars at Gordon.*

Agent Ed: DON'T TOUCH THAT FELINE!! NYAAAAAAAAAAHH!! *Coming after the tomato, but trips* Ow.. I'm okay-- *resumes* --AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! *sees Krusty's pet poodle/greyhound mix* Ooh! Nice dog.

Krusty: Go away.

Agent Ed: *resumes* ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *runs towards Qwark and hides* I'M ALERGIC TOO!! :'(

Qwark : ''THIS IS MY HIDING SPOT, GET YOUR OWN!''
*Qwark pushed Ed out of the corner*

Gordon: *whistles* Gophers!! Fresh vegetables for all!!

Gophers: OH BOY! VEGGIES!! *devours the killer tomatoes and carrots*

*The Citizens cheered for Gordon.*

Sideshow Mel: Our town has been saved!! How can we ever thank you?!

*Kent Brockman arrives with TV Crew*

Kent: Good afternoon, Springfield. Kent Brockman reporting for this outstanding event as a hero just defeated the mutated tomatoes and carrots with a help from the gophers.

Groundskeeper Willie: AAAAHHH! I HATE THE GOPHERS! They try to steal Willie's vegetable patch!!

Kent: *to Gordon* Tell me, what is your name so we can remember this moment?

*Qwark pushes Gordon aside*
Qwark : ''Ahem, I Captain Qwark, saved this town from the killer veggies!''

Kent: Well no wonder! You disguised yourself as a cat to use your catlike reflexes against them!

Gordon: What? But I--

Kent: Tell us more about yourself!

Qwark : ''Gladly! I am a famous super-hero of Solana galaxy, I have stopped many evil forces from un-balancing the peace of the universe BLABLABLABLA.''

Agent Ed: Has anyone seen a can that is green with a ruby on it?

Kent: *ignoring Ed* There ya have it, folks. Not only he's a hero of the Solana Galaxy, but also a hero to the Solar System.

Qwark : ''Stay tuned for more Captain Qwark!''

Kent: This is Kent Brockman saying "signing off."

Gordon: Qwark, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but I defeated the tomatoes and carrots. Why did you steal my credit? You could've asked first

Qwark : ''Mhm, you're just a cadet, once you get more famous then you can get your own credit, we need to give the media a good image, right?''

Gordon: Ehh.... I guess so.

TV: In other news, an intergalactic villain known as Dr. Nefarious has stolen most of Gadgetrons gadgets and weapons for his villainous scheme.

*Qwark notices the news*
Qwark : ''My arch enemy, Dr. Nefarious!''
Qwark's thoughts : ''I don't have enough money for a ship so I can go stop him...''

Gordon: Hey, why don't we use my car at my house? Follow me! *leaves with Agent Ed.*

*Qwark follows Gordon*

Karasz wrote:

TV: All hope is lost for the G.U.N. Headquarters as the Happy Family succeeds the takeover. But some members of the Happy Family did not participate of all this. We have recieved from an undercover spy who is disguised as a Mad Doctor. Here are their pictures.

Mugshots:
Makoto
Sekai
Crunch
Hazel-Naut
Karasz Jr
Mr. Blik
Waffle
The Chumpy Chumps

TV: Rumors say that they were trying to control themselves by resisting their bodies from killing nearby people, able to control their emotions such as sadness, fear, and anger, and will try to regain their memories of someone they know and love. However, their advanced speed, dexterity, and strength may come in handy even though they're crazy. Stay tuned as we continue to bring you the next update of the Grimace Saga. *signs off*

OOC: AGAIN, They CANNOT CONTROL THEMSELVES. Stop it. Seriously. Why don't you get it? That's not supposed to happen. If you can't follow the rules of this plot, please, may you get out of it?

OOC: Get out of it huh? Well, I might want to take Makoto and Sekai out of that plot because I don't think it'll work that way. Not that this is anything bad about it.

*Dark dissipears ou of topic for no reason*

*a comet appears and flies at Marvin, sending him flying out of the topic*

*Homer Simpson arrives back home with the sedan.*

Homer: Marge! Kids! I'm home!

Lisa: Dad, I think something's wrong with Mom.

Homer: What do you mean? I just got home from a freaky mansion mystery case.

Lisa: ...Freaky mansion?

Homer: About a spooky doll that forces people to play with her.

Lisa: *shrugs* Well, anyway, Mom is running around like she has lost her mind. What's making her like this? I'm worried!

Voice in Marge's Head: You still need to kill your husband.

*Marge laughs maniacly as she is coming after Homer.*

Marge: MUST KILL HUSBAND!!

Homer: Marge?! AAHH!! *Gets back in the sedan, but she blocks the exit.*

Lisa: Mom! Stop!!

Marge: MUST DESTROY HUSBAND!!!!

Homer: AAAAAAHH! *breaks out of the sedan and gets in the house.*

The Mani-Mani Statue is still in Bart's room.

Bart: Hey Dad, I want to show you somethin' cool! Man, you are going to love it.

Homer: Aww, my son is showing me the best thing he ever--

*Bart escorts Homer to his bedroom.*

Homer: *sees the Mani-Mani Statue and annoyed* AaaaaawwwwwwAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Bart: Homeboy, what's-a-matter?

Homer: Must get rid of that-- *picks up the Mani-Mani statue and throws it out of the window.*

Bart: Hey!! What did you do that for?! *groans* I bet some bullies are going to steal it.

Homer: I had to do it because that statue I know of just caused trouble in Fourside. I suggest you not to have that damn thing in your room, even if it offered you some chocolate candies...... Mmmmmm... Chocolate candies.. *drools.*

Bart: And you expect me to believe that?

Homer: Duh! And you're coming with me just in case. *grabs Bart's hand and walks out of the house.*

The Mani-Mani Statue reappears in front of Homer and Bart.