Akatsuki Hideout (Naruto)

The main lair of the Akatsuki, hidden in an unknown location. There are many other smaller bases located around the various lands, but this is the most prominent one. It is very difficult to enter if you are not part of the Akatsuki.

Fungi arrives outside the Akatsuki hideout.
Fungi: ... Something tells me I made a wrong turn.

Three certain characters of mine are in the hideout.

Fungi: Well, better make the most of this.
Fungi enters the hideout.

The front entrance of the hideout is locked with a seal. There is a strange protrusion on a tree nearby.

Fungi, the idiot that he is, tries repeatedly to yank the door open and completely ignores the tree.

The door, which is made out of stone to blend in with its surroundings, refuses to budge.

Fungi, even though his idea probably won't work, tries to blow open the door with a bomb.

The bomb explodes, but the door is unharmed.
"You won't be getting in that way," a voice coming from the direction of the tree says.

Fungi: AHH! THE VOICES ARE BACK!
Fungi hides behind a random bush.

The protrusion changes from the color of the bark to a green, revealing itself as what appears to be a large venus flytrap that is shut. The plant slowly opens, revealing the upper body of a man, half of which is black and the other half white. The man defuses with the tree, stepping out of it to reveal that he is wearing a long, black cloak with red cloud designs on it.
"Why don't you come out and play, little one? You look delicious..." he says in a deep, evil-sounding voice.
"Yes, I suppose he does look rather tasty," he seems to reply to himself in a different, lighter voice.

Fungi's Voice (behind Zetsu the Akatuski member): You realize, of course, that I can hear you talking about wanting to eat me.

"And you realize you just gave away your position," Zetsu says in his dark voice, turning around.
"This one isn't very intelligent, is he," his light voice comments.
Zetsu starts walking over to the bush.

However, there is no bush behind Zetsu.
Fungi's Voice (in front of Zetsu): Hooray for ventriloquism.

Zetsu closes his eyes and places his hands together. He starts to move them into various positions, finally stopping on a certain one. He places his hands on the ground and opens his eyes.
"Plant Manipulation Jutsu," he mutters.
The bush that Fungi is hiding behind starts attacking him.

OOC: Hooray for making up jutsus for him, since he never actually fights at all!

OOC: Indeed, hooray for members of Akatsuki that are supposedly incredibly dangerous but never actually fight at all!

IC:

Fungi places a bomb with a flame symbol on it, which soon explodes, incinerating the bush. Unfortunately, Fungi neglected to realize that he just revealed his location.

"Looks like we've found the litte rat...and just in time. Any longer, and I would have gotten very angry," Zetsu's dark voice says.
"Indeed, and that would have been a dreadful sight," his light voice replies.
Zetsu straightens out and walks towards Fungi.

Fungi pulls out two more bombs.

"Put those down before you hurt yourself, little boy," the dark voice says.
Vines extend out of Zetsu's sleeves and grab the bombs, flinging them to the side.

The bombs hit the ground and bounce around crazily.

Zetsu starts to meld with the ground, slowly sinking into it until he is completely out of sight.

The bombs continue bouncing around.

The two flytrap leaves suddenly begin to rise up around Fungi.

Fungi leaps up into the air and tosses a bomb down in between the flytrap leaves.

Zetsu's body comes halfway out before the bomb explodes. When the dust clears, a plant shaped like Zetsu with a large hole in the top of it is there.