Spiral Mountain (Banjo-Kazooie)

Luigi: O_O She just vanished?! how-- Oh nevermind. Anyway, I'm looking for Jingaling. The Princess wanted to tell him about the Kickball Tournament.

Banjo: He's in Jinjo Village, which doesn't have a topic yet.

Luigi: It's already created. Anyway, what are we going to do with that robot hag who tried to destroy your house?

Banjo: Oh, I'm sure she'll follow us or something.

Luigi: Well I'm worried. Anyway, I'll be on my way to Jinjo Village. Bye. *walks to Jinjo Village.*

Banjo and Kazooie follow Luigi, as they have nothing better to do.

*The Gruntlings attempt to wake up Gruntilda with a garlic scent bottle.*

Not only is Gruntilda awake, but she isn't in the topic.

Grunty's head falls into the moat around the mountain.
Grunty: CURSE YOU, BANJO! I'LL GET YOU AND YOU'LL WISH YOUR NAME WAS "PANJO"! YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BIRDY, TOO! I'LL PUT BOTH OF YOU IN A ZOO! AND-
Grunty sinks to the bottom of the moat, still talking.

*Kunari and Akira arrived.*

Banjo, Kazooie, Klungo, Bottles, and Mumbo Jumbo all enter the topic as well. Mumbo sets up a barbeque and starts flipping burgers while the others relax.
Bottles: Good work on defeating the witch, you guys! Of course you never would have beat her if it wasn't for me...
Kazooie: What? You only taught Kunari and Akira one move! Same goes for us!
Bottles: Meh.

Kunari: Hey that's ok. At least we learned a new move.

Akira: Hey Mumbo, pass me a hamburger. I'm hungry!

Mumbo: One Mumburger coming up for ninja.
Mumbo tosses a hamburger to Akira.

Akira: Thanks a bunch. *eats a hamburger.*

Kunari: Hey, do you think that hag will return to get us?

Akira: I doubt it. I hope she's learning her lesson.

Banjo: Oh, I'm sure she'll come back. She always does.

Kunari: Let's hope not... Well, looks like we'll be meeting again soon, Banjo.

Akira: That goes the same to you Kazooie. If you need some assistance, let us know via e-mail, ok?

Banjo: As soon as we get a computer, sure!

Kunari: Goodbye guys!! *leaves the topic with Akira.*

Sometime later, after everyone's eaten and such...
Mumbo: That good cookout. Mumbo come to bear and bird's house more often.
Kazooie: Please don't.
Bottles: Well, we better all get going. See ya!
Klungo: And if missstressss come back, don't tell her Klungo wasss here.
Mumbo, Bottles, and Klungo all leave the topic.

*A bottle with a parachute appear and floats down to the surface.*

Banjo is busy playing his...banjo.

*The bottle rolls over to Banjo.*

Banjo picks up the bottle, opens it, and takes out the letter.

Note: Greetings, chosen reader. My name is Dr. Ectoplasmic. I have sent this letter to whoever reads this about the dangers of unexpected portals from an unknown realm. I have noticed that the spectral monsters are coming out of the portals, which means there are going to be catastrophic problems. I have given you the clues to the four pieces of the specteral token, which can open the criminal mastermind's lair.

Piece A - Gobi Desert
Piece B - Clearleaf Forest
Piece C - Silent Hill
Piece D - Rainbow Island's Tower

Beware tht the portal will open without warning. You need someone to give you spectral powers to turn the tables on the spectral monsters. Good luck, and have a safe journey.

Banjo: This looks like a great adventure and all, but the idea of getting "spectral powers" sounds terrible.