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<Mr. Volcano> ...I'm not sure how I would've met that Lava lad in the first place.

*Violet takes Makoto into a random restaraunt.*

Violet: Table for two, please.

Angry German Kid: UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGHHH!!!

Violet: I take that as in... "There is one vacant. You're on the reservation list."

*Violet and Makoto are on the table, and they're chatting because I am too lazy to type.*

There is an explosion in the restaurant.

*The crowd gasped. The mobsters noticed the explosion.*

Mobster A: What the hell is that?

Mobster B: Somethin' tells us that Violet's date is gonna be cancelled..

A Beam of Light shoots out of the explosion and hits Violet.

Violet: DAAGGH!! *angry* Whoever shot me will regret this!

*Makoto picks Violet up*

Magical Word walks out of the explosion.

Mobster A: Bada bing, bada BOOM!!

*The Mobsters pull out their tommy guns and shoots Magical Word.*

Magical Word knocks them back.

Violet: This calls for an escape plan.. You! Take us away from that woman!! *Grabs Makoto and gets in the sedan.* DRIVE!!

*The sedan drives off.*

Magical Word appears in front of them. She shoots a beam of light at the engine.

Violet: OK GIRL, you want to play dirty?! *pulls out her gun* Bring it! *Shoots Magical Word.*

Magical Word knocks them back.

*Violet ducks, but Makoto was hit.*

Makoto: Urggh... *kneels down.*

Violet: Ha! Missed! *sees Makoto* CURSES!!

MW runs up to Violet and stabs her in the stomach.

Violet: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You... WHO ARE YOU!! *Unmasks MW's helmet.*

It teleports back onto her head.

*Violet fained. Makoto, however, dies from a fatal gun wound.*

Magical Word just stands there.

Mobster A: The Don ain't gonna like this. *leaves with Mobster B*

*Makoto just lies there, seeing that he's dead.*

Magical Word backs up slowly, then runs out of the topic.

OOC: Now what is Kotonoha doing?

*Hal and Jeff came.*

Hal: Look at this, Jeff. Youtube. One of the ultimate sources for virals and memes.

Jeff: And a free dead body. Look.

*Hal noticed Makoto*

Hal: Isn't that the guy from Marzipan City?

Jeff: Something tells me that somebody murdered him. Was it a black spy or the white spy?

Hal: You watch too much MAD Magazines. All they do is just kill each other. They're primary rivals.

Jeff: So? But for some reason, he's part of either White team or Black team. Anyway, should we like, revive him with a 1-up Mushroom?

Hal: Not yet. I have a better idea. Watch this. *Uses Makoto as his dummy; doing ventriloquism.* "I'm not dead guy, he's the dead guy! Would you believe that he's alive and I'm just a stinky carcass.

Jeff: Lame.

Hal: ...Come on! I can use him as a puppet for the kids!

Jeff: Ok, but when you're done, put the bandge on his wound and revive him. Simple. *leaves with Hal who is holding Makoto.*

<Mr. Volcano> Jus' gimmeh teh word an' I'll refresh him with sum volcanicity!

Alan: What?

<Mr. Volcano> Yeh know, rehydrate him 'til he shouts "Come on, world! I'll have you for breakfast!!" Powerful stuff, yah?