Treasure Trove Cove (Banjo-Kazooie)

Banjo: I suppose we'll have to beat him up.

Kunari: Don't be too sure, Banjo. He's got dexterity, and strength. It's going to be tough to beat him. Even with eggs.

Banjo: Pfft. We can take him down.

Kunari: Ok, but it's your death wish.

*The incoming Dry Bone Pirates spotted the three, (four if you include Kazooie) and they attempt to attack.*

Akira: HIYAH! *throws ninja stars at the Pirates.*

Banjo rolls into the Dry Bones Pirates.

*Kunari slams the Pirates with his Stunner.*

Dry Bone Pirate: I MUST WARN THE CAPTAIN!! *runs away*

Banjo: Does anyone know where their captain is?

Akira: If we follow his footprints we might.

Banjo does so.

*Kunari and Akira follows*

Drybeard: You mean to tell me that a bear is on this island?

Dry Bone Pirates: He was looking for the golden puzzle piece like you do!!

Drybeard: ARGHH.. I can't stand a bunch of people who try to take me treasure. Very well. Prepare the crew to find them and keel haul them!!

Banjo keeps following the footprints.

*the Dry Bone Pirates appear in front of the four. Akira threw stars at them.*

Kazooie spits out eggs at the Dry Bone Pirates.

*The Dry Bones Pirates are hit.*

Drybeard: *smiles evilly* Did you notice that I have set up a trap for you?! Did you notice that you're sinking, and we're not?

*The three heroes are sinking in...*

Kunari: QUICKSAND!!!

Drybeard: You three are heavy enough to get sunk!! HA HA HA HAR!!

Banjo: Anyone have any ideas?

*Mark Chang comes along*

Mark Chang: FILTHY EARTHLINGS!! I'm here to use the trapped creatures and give you damage!!

Drybeard: What is that supposed to mean!?

*Mark Chang rips the heroes off the quicksand and throws them at Drybeard.*

Banjo punches Drybeard.

Drybeard: Arggh.. I want a fair fight with yee.. *throws the sword, but it can't be used by Banjo.. He must learn it from Bottles.* What?!?! You're too pansy to use a sword? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

*A nearby molehill is near Banjo.*

Banjo walks over to the molehill and Bottles pops out.
Bottles: Just swing the sword. That's all you do.

*A Net suddenly springs up from below and captures Drybeard. Captain Bones suddenly appears and glares at Drybeard.*

Captain Bones: Yarr, ye shall be handin' over yer loot, beardie, right now!

Kunari: Another pirate?!

Drybeard: DARGGHHHH CURSE YOU CAPTAIN BONES!! AND YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE GOLDEN JIGSAW PIECE!!!

Akira: Wait.. what?!

Banjo: This is very confusing.

Drybeard: *angry at Captain Bones* WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?!

Captain Bones: 'CAUSE YER TRYING TO STEAL MY SOON TO BE LOOT! And other Pirates can do what I did and get away with it. Nyeah.

Drybeard: You are the one who are trying to steal me glory, you backstabbing two timing lowdown excuse for a pirate!! *smirks* But you didn't capture me crew.

*Drybeard's Crew are getting closer to Captain Bones, as they are equipped with blades.*

Drybeard: GET HIM!!

*The crew attacks Captain Bones.*