The courtroom for ace attorneys

Subject: The courtroom for ace attorneys Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:51 pm

This is to keep the courtroom alive.

Just...Object...Make up cases...Whatever you feel like.

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:39 am

I find everyone guilty of everything because I registered Alexander von Koopa first and beat Elmo's Adventure in Toyland before any of you.

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:14 pm

Judge: Sustained.

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:18 pm

Jury: Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.

OBJECTION!

I find everyone guilty of doing something at that one time at that one place during that one year!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:38 pm

OBJECTION!

You objected! Therefore, I objected to your objection! WHICH MAKES YOU GUILTY!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:41 pm

Objection!

You objected my objection! Therefore, I objected to your objection of my objection! WHICH MAKES YOU GUILTY OF MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT!!!11!one!1eleven!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:42 pm

OBJECTION!

Your objection is objectionable! Therefore, I'M GUILTY!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:43 pm

OBJECTION!

But what if my-...Why did I just object you saying YOU are Guilty?

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:44 pm

OBJECTION!

Are you saying I am not guilty of being guilty?

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:46 pm

Objection!

No, I am saying that everyone is guilty of breathing! Thus, we all need to go to jail! I have liable proof!

WE NEED TO BREATHE TO LIVVVVEEEE

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:00 pm

OBJECTION!

Nuh-uh!

TAKE THAT!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:19 pm

Objection!

Name one person who doesn't need to breathe to live!

-Besides- Undead, Mario, and Luigi!

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ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:55 pm

Objection!

Order doesn't exist without chaos! Thus, WE NEED CHAOS IN THIS ROOM FOR THE MOMENT!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:53 pm

OBJECTION!

Me!

*holds breath and immediately falls over dead*

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:56 pm

Objection!

*pokes Alex with a stick*

HOLY MONKEYS! SOMEONE CALL 911!

*99.99% of the court takes out a cell phone*

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:59 pm

*Alex's corpse gets up*

OBJECTION!

It's just a flesh wound!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:00 pm

OBJECTION!

YOU ARE A CORPSE!

*screams at the top of his lungs, cracking most windows and the glass on the people's cell phones*

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:02 pm

OBEJECTION!

EVERYONE STOP TYPING IN CAPS!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:03 pm

OBJECTION!

THIS MAN IS A HYPOCRITE!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:04 pm

OBJECTION!

'Tis but a scratch!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:06 pm

OBJECTION!

*@ CNA* YOUR A HIPPO!!!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:06 pm

OBJECTION!

AND WHERE IS SAID SCRATCH?!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:11 pm

OBJECTION!

Behind you!

Subject: Re: The courtroom for ace attorneys Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:24 pm

OBJECTION!

Whatscratchwhere?

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