The Ruined Zoo (Super Smash Bros. Brawl.)

Bo-Bobo: *snail shell explodes* BAAAAAAHH!

Loincloth Lloyd: Oh no! Are you OK?!

Bo-Bobo: I've been shellshocked!!!

Gasser: *Notices LL* Huh? HEY! Loincloth Llyod!

Loincloth Lloyd: *sees Gasser* Hey! Gasser! Long time no see!

Gasser: Lloyd! It's been too long!

Loincloth Lloyd: I know! And I just quit Battleship's anyway. The hourly wages are so slim, I had to leave and look for a new job.

*Lloyd owns a discount chicken pet shop*

Lloyd: LLOYD'S DISCOUNT CHICKEN PET SHOP!

*But they are not chicken, but actually ducks wearing chicken waddles, roasted chicken, Bo-Bobo Puppy, Dog Patch, and Fergy who is in the pet shop.*

Dog Patch: WOOF!!

Bo-Bobo: Meow!

Fergy: This is a party??? WAIT!! WHY AM I HERE?!?!

Lloyd: And it only costs 5 pigs and a discarded spool!

Gasser: *Sweat drop* Uh..................

Loincloth Lloyd: However, I always train to be the strongest, I could break open a Pinata.

Fergy: WAAAAAAAAAHT?!? *angry* I bet that you can't even break me open with a simple stick!

Loincloth Lloyd: Ya know, that gives me an idea. Gasser must be training and fighting to be stronger. Let's just test our strengths then.

*Instead of Fergy being hanged by a tree, he is attached by Jelly Jiggler's Lucky Handkie Stretching Device, which is powered by tiny running men.*

Fergy: Oh fudge!

Gasser: So I have to break him open?

Loincloth Lloyd: With this! *pulls out a very powerful toothpick.*

Gasser: Okay. Do I need to be blindfolded or something?

Loincloth Lloyd: No, just broken glasses!!

Fergy: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

Gasser: *Puts on Broken Glasses* Great. It was already blurry enough. *Takes random swings at Fergy*

*Fergy gets hurt.*

Fergy: HEY! I BRUISE EASILY!!

*Loincloth Lloyd takes swings at Fergy, which hurts him more*

Fergy: MAKE IT STOP!

Bo-Bobo: *bulldozed Fergy, which breaks him open* I'LL EASE YOUR SUFFERING!!

Fergy: AWW! My candy! Now I'm extremely hungry!!

Dengaku-Man: *As a muscled up version of himself* HA!!!! *Whacks fergy's head with Jelly Jiggler*

Jelly Jiggler: WAAHH!! WHY?!

Fergy: *head hops away* I'm going back to Pinata Island. And the next time when I see Langston, I'll have to run faster!! *runs out of the topic.*

Bo-Bobo: *sobs* BaaaaahH! And was all Beauty's fault! :'(

Beauty: HOW WAS IT MY FAULT!?

Bo-Bobo: OK! Enough talk! time to find the Orb!

*The orb appears floating over a pit of spikes*

Bo-Bobo: There it is!! *uses a pogo stick in attempt to grab it* IT'S MINE!! *falls down, but not on the spikes.* Awww..

Don Patch: MY TURN!! *jumps towards the orb, but falls into the spikes and takes damage* YAAAAAAAIIIIII!! *pops like a balloon and as a ghost.*

Bo-Bobo: *pulls out a whip* This should do the trick! *threw the whip at the orb.* IT DIDN'T WORK!!

Voice: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE ORB CHALLENGE?

Bo-Bobo: Sorry, gone fishing! *fishes on a polluted pond.*

Don Patch: THe dead fish is on me!

Voice: Well, you're doing it anyway. NOW IT IS TIME FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

*The surroundings begin to change*

*Bo-Bobo is a female tourist as Don Patch is a male tourist*

Bo-Bobette: Look at that, honey! The fun is about to begin!

Don Patch: I'm taking these for my scrapbook!

*Music begins to play. Koopas, humans, animals, anyone around starts doing the Caramel dance*

*Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler joins in the fun.*