Rabbid Colosseum (Rayman)

Mario: Mama mia! This stone gives me more power when I possess it!

DOODOODOODOODOODOO! END OF CHAPTER D0000000D! W00T!

*A brick lands on who ever just said that*

Mario: But what IS it? Geno, do you know what this stone is?

Geno: *Inspects the stone* Hmmm.....Woah.....This stone.......

*Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Gaoh goes very closely to the Shining Stone*

Geno:......Is red. I've never seen anything like this. Very unique.

Mario: Whatever it is, this must be important. Anyway, we gotta find Dimentio to end his evil ways. Who's with me?!

Peach: Me!

Not Nice Cream: I do!

Bo-Bobo: Ready when you are!

Don Patch: I will, for cash that is...

Ludwig: I will....I think.

Geno: *Gives Mario the stone* I will!

Beauty: I will!

Gasser: I will!

Torpedo Girl: I......AM A TORPEDO!

Dengaku-Man: I will!

Bo-Bobo: SHOW US OUR NEXT DESTINATION!!!

Map: *Go to Random Land*

Ludwig: IT HAS SPOKEN!

*My characters leave topic*

*My characters leave the topic*

*Later, at the shower room, Silver, Francis, Blaze, Marine, Blumiere & Timpani appear*

Blumiere: Francis, this is ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT! Because YOU didn't frikking know when it's time to break the damn opposite mirror like I ASKED you to, the Demonic Reflection Monsters wouldn't POP out & INVADE my frikkin' castle!!

Francis: If you want to know, Count Blech, I TRIED do break it, but it keeps preventing me from doing it by Shocking me while I touch it!! EVEN WITH A METAL HAMMER!!

Blaze: Enough Arguing, Both of you! *@Blumiere* Lord Blumiere, your father created that mirror with magic, right!

Blumiere: Yes, Lucrecia, that is true!

Blaze: Then you might have noticed that all of the Living Reflection Monsters, known as the "Opposites", magically pop out of the Opposite Mirror! When your father wrote the whole book about the Opposite Mirror before your father issues about the relationship you had with Timpani, *reads the book* he wrote this:
The only the five heroes, known as the "Anti-Opposites", can defeat the Opposites! The first is a Black & Red Creature with Anger Issues. The Second is the Female Scientist with Brunette hair. The third is an obese feline with Super Strength. The fourth is the cloned Ultimate Pokemon. & the Last is the fat treasure hunter in gold.

Blumiere: We'll do things in order, Princess! However, we must get out of this room otherwise we'll be caught!

*The Rabbid sees Blumiere & Co. at the Shower Room*

Rabbid: *Pulls out a Plunger: DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Francis: KILLER RABBIT!! RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIFES!!

*The Rabbid chases Blumiere & Co. out of the shower room & the Topic with his plunger*

Two Rabbids: *laughs* Dah ha ha h aha ha!

*O'Chunks runs into the topic then sits down n a fetal position*

*Rabbid with the mike*

Rabbid: Blah dah dah daaaah. Bloh blah bleh dah. Lah blah da daahh--

Rabbid 2: Bleh?

Rabbid: BLAEH!

Rabbid Mario Impersonator: BLET'S BLA BLO! *Jumps on Count Bleck*