Scrap Brain Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Lakuta keeps crashing into things.

Joyoid continues following him.

Lakuta does not notice, and keeps crashing into things that are right in front of him.
Lakuta: The makers of this infernal place did not think kindly of me!

Joyoid continues following.

It's clear Lakuta is going nowhere fast.

Joyoid goes in front of Lakuta and turns to face him.

Lakuta grabs a Spiny Egg and tosses it at Joyoid. As usual, it misses horribly and flies over Joyoid's head.

Joyoid wonders why Lakuta hasn't realized that if Joyoid wanted to fight Lakuta would already be a pulp of blood.

OOC: Well, for one, Lakuta is an idiot.

IC:

Lakuta: Ha-HA! Take THAT, foul beast!

Joyoid facepalms.

Lakuta: And now, I fly off in triumph!
Lakuta flies forward... and smacks into Joyoid.

Joyoid punches Lakuta, but very weakly, as it's only one of her base attacks.

Lakuta: OW! Curse you, foul beast!
It didn't hurt very much, but Lakuta thinks what Lakuta wants to think.

Joyoid facepalms again.

Lakuta flies away, but smacks into more stuff.

Joyoid gives up.

Lakuta keeps running into things like the pathetic freak he is.

Joyoid throws an egg at Lakuta's cloud.

Lakuta's constant movement of going backwards after running into things means he dodges the Spiny Egg.

Joyoid floats up to Lakuta and slams another egg into his cloud.

The Spiny Egg passes through Lakuta's cloud as Lakuta leaves the topic.

Joyoid floats out of the topic.