Poo Mountain (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

This is a mountain made almost entirely of poo. The exterior has a lot and is home to several dung beetles. The interior has enough to drown in, and is the home of a being known as the Great Mighty Poo.

Something stirs somewhere in a pool of poo in the mountain.

Krackle and Kindle teleport onto Poo Mountain, the former wearing a gas mask.
Krackle: Why did we come here, again?
Kindle: Obviously this is a shortcut to the next evil ruler guy we want to see!
Krackle: You sure? It looks like a steaming pile of poo to me.
Kindle: Listen, are you the one who knows the map spell?
Krackle: *Ignoring Kindle* In fact, it is a steaming pile of poo.
Kindle: Oh, shut up and let's keep going!
Krackle: ... You want to go IN?
Kindle grabs Krackle and drags him into Poo Mountain.

Living pieces of corn are hopping around.

*Lumpy is chasing the sweet corn.*

Suddenly, a giant hand made out of poo bursts out of a pool of poo and grabs Lumpy. It then pulls him into the pool.

Kindle sees the corn and leaps back in surprise.
Kindle: Holy crap! It's living cheese!
Krackle: No, that's just what ignorant YouTube viewers think. It's quite obviously sweet corn.
Kindle: Are you sure? It looks like cheese to me.
Krackle: Does it have a bunch of holes in it?
Kindle: No.
Krackle: Then it's not cheese.
Kindle: Well...
Kindle and Krackle continue their arguement.

OOC: Fun fact: I did actually see a YouTube comment that said the sweet corn was actually cheese.

Suddenly, the ground starts rumbling.
Voice: BRING ME SWEET CORN!

Krackle: You want it, you got it.
Krackle raises his leg, but Kindle steps in front of him.
Kindle: Haven't you considered the moral issues with kicking a living piece of cheese...
Krackle: Sweet corn.
Kindle: Whatever it is into poo?
Krackle: Yes.
Krackle shoves Kindle out of the way and punts the Sweet Corn into some poo.

The Sweet Corn screams as it sinks into the poo. Suddenly, the largest pool of poo starts bubbling.

OOC: forget getting the other pieces of sweet corn.

Krackle: NOW do you see why I brought the gas mask?
Kindle: No.
Krackle grabs Kindle by the head and puts her head near a piece of poo, then yanks her back up after she's gotten a good whiff.
Kindle: Ewwwwwwwww!

The Great Mighty Poo starts rising from the pool, holding the sweet corn in his hand.

Krackle and Kindle are too busy arguing to notice.

The Great Mighty Poo eats the sweet corn, then starts clearing his throat.

Kindle and Krackle turn to the Great Mighty Poo.
Both: WHAT?

TGMP: Ahem...
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $@&% at YOU!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little $@%#?
The Great Mighty Poo starts throwing poo at Kindle and Krackle.

Krackle and Kindle teleport out of the way.

The Great Mighty Poo keeps throwing poo around.

Krackle and Kindle keep teleporting out of the way, gathering energy in their wands.

The Great Mighty Poo keeps throwing.

Krackle and Kindle teleport out of the way and shoot lightning at the Great Mighty Poo.

The Great Mighty Poo is damaged.
TGMP: Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know
Which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
TGMP smiles, and his rotting teeth sparkle.

Kindle: You call that a song? Listen to thi-
Krackle puts his hand over Kindle's mouth.
Krackle: I don't think the singing poo wants to hear your awful rendition of "Memory".

TGMP starts throwing more poo.

The twins teleport away from the poo and charge up another spell.