I'm sorry, Alex

It's apparently my fault that Alexander von Koopa left.
So, I'd like to take this time to apologize for everything and anything I said to him that came across as offensive. Especially what I told him in RP'ing.
I should've let him go about his own way instead of saying that his methods would come as unfair to everyone else...

Can you ever forgive me...?

Ha-ha! Isn't that swee- no.

Do you have ANY idea how many times I heard the "I'm sorry" excuse? Of course not, and you also wouldn't know that none of those times, someone meant it.

You are just one of those people, only three times worse. Those people are usually just hypocrites when telling me they won't do something again. You are a hypocrite when you call me "cheap", but refuse to allow your characters to be beaten and even say that they "have to win", or else. You make topics on this forum and Boo Mansion, trying to rally people to your cause by saying I'm a jerk, and even turning me into Britney Spears in a Chris Crocker parody. The last time you wanted me to forgive you, it was over Chimpflipitus. Around thirty seconds later, you went ape-poo again about Chimpflipitus.

I'm usually not this angry towards people, so consider yourself special, Lava. You're among the first to make me be really, really angry at someone. At least I don't make topics telling everyone how much you suck.

...I think I should probably lock this before something happens.

And you two better stop fighting before I warn BOTH of you.