London, England (Real Life)

This city has alot of Places- I'm talking the Buckingham Palace, Baker Street, Braniac Corp. (But I'll register that separately), And even the British pub where Dr. Bunhead goes to, even when not allowed to. So you may always stop by here whenever you want to. ... or don't. I don't give a care.

A time portal opens in London as Jack the Ripper steps out.

Several young people walk by Jack the Ripper, saying "homie", "yo", and other terms that would be unfamilar to a person from the 1800s.

It's at "Fo Shizzle" that Jack draws the line. He pulls out his trademark really big knife and slices open the belly of one of the kids. I can't go into more detail than that or I'd disturb the chilluns, but the kid is now dead.

The other kids run off, screaming.

Some cops notice the kids running by.
Cop 1: I say, old bean! Why do you think those young cheese knives are running in fear?
Cop 2: It's probably just a new game and such, what what!
Cop 1: Quite!
Jack the Ripper then walks past the cops, who somehow don't notice.

Knight Man enters the topic and sets up a base in the middle of the city. Various people watch in shock.

Jack sees the base and, due to an incredible misundertanding, thinks it to be the Police HQ.

Some generic robots patrol the outside of the base.

Jack: *To self* My, aren't those fancy cops.
While thinking of a plan to sneak past them, Jack heads into an alleyway.

There is a hobo sleeping in the alleyway.

Jack takes the sleeping hobo's clothes (except for his undershirt and underwear, which back in Jack's day, were considered part of your skin. Without them, you'd be nude), eviscerates the hobo (somehow silently), and walks out of the alley dressed as a hobo.

OOC: Ladies and gentlemen, my theory as to how Jack the Ripper got away.

The generic robots are now having a meeting to discuss how they can differ themselves and no longer be "generic".

Robot #Filler: I was thinking we could wear silly hats.
Jack walks past the robots.

Robot: #Filler2: But that would only work if we each wore a completely different silly hat.
Meanwhile, the fortress door is open.

Robot #Filler1: Well, there's no shortage of silly hats in the world!
Jack notices and, getting an idea to "show the peelers what for", enters the fortress.

A Sniper Joe is standing in front of Jack.

Jack: Pardon, good squire. Where perchance would the constable of this station be?

Sniper Joe: You mean the boss? Oh, he's in a room up ahead. Not that I'll let you by or anything, though.

Jack: Oh, what a shame. I guess he'll miss his free hobo back massage.
Jack starts to walk out of the fortress.

The Sniper Joe runs in front of Jack.
Sniper Joe: WAIT! We might be able to get something arranged!

Jack: Fascinating. Please continue.

The Sniper Joe walks up to a door labeled "Emergency Shortcut to Knight Man".
Sniper Joe: Right this way.

Jack: Well, I'm not so familiar with this place, so you go first, old boy.

The Sniper Joe opens the door, revealing a very long hallway. He then starts walking down it.