City 17 (Half-Life 2)

*The Dark Knight slashes Godot's legs*

Mario: Hello! It's-a-me! Mari--

Luigi: STOP!!!!

*Mario looks at Luigi*

Luigi: *points at Gordon* HE'S NOT SUPPOSE TO TALK!!!

Mario: Luigi, he needs to talk. A main character's voice from that one game is too lazy to do anything.

Luigi: Oh. Right.... My name's Luigi, this is Mario, and this is Sarina.

Mario: The soliders took our friend away and we need to get him back..

--

*Benika gets up*

Benika: Who are you?

Godot: *jumps over the sword and splashes coffee at the eyeholes*

Dark Knight: I am the Dark Knight! World's best assasin!*Throws his sword at Godot's legs*

Godot: *kicks the flat of the sword, sending it away from his legs*

Gordon: So? You guys aren't supposed to talk, either.

Meanwhile....

RC: THEN WHY DID YOU MISS?

RC fires lazers at his eyeholes.

*The sword flies back to the Dark Knight*
Dark Knight: This is when heavy armor comes in handy*jumps, and when he lands a huge shockwave flies out*

RC flies over it.

Benika: Well I'm not going to let you do anything!! *punches Black Knight*

--

Mario: Ok, so we can't talk. We just like to hear conversations.. Can you help us get our friend back?

*but his heavy armor only hurts Benika's hand, then he slashes Benika*

RC fires more lazers at his eyeholes.

--

Alyx: Sure.

Mario: Thank you! Let's-a-go! *moves on with Luigi and Sarina.*

*The three stumble upon a strange room.*

Alyx, Gordon, and Dog follow. Alyx and Gordon get their guns ready.

*Yes, there are giant Headcrabs in the room. Luigi backs away*

Luigi: Uh... Guys?? That thing is huge... O_O;;

--

*Homestar is sleeping.*

*Dark Knight slashes RC*

Godot: *fires small lasers at the knights eyeholes*

*Benika powers up her fist again and smashes Black Knight in the face.*

Dog smashes the headcrabs together, then throws them at the wall, followed by Alyx and Gordon shooting them multiple times.

--

RC isn't effected. He grabs the sword, and flings it away.

*Sarina is afraid a little bit... But now she's brave.*

Mario: YAI!!

*As the Headcrab attacks Mario, Sarina pulls out something and blasts the Headcrab away.*

Mario: Sarina?

*Sarina is using the Heart Wand.*

Sarina: ^_^ It's a good thing I have this.. My Heart Wand!!

Alyx: Are they gone?

*The test tubes started to crack. Metroids are coming out.*

Mario: MAMA MIA!! *shoots the Metroids away*

*The Combine came, but was shocked. Their life force is sucked by the Metroids.*

Alyx: WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?

Dog Smashes the Metriods while Alyx and Gordon shoot them.

Mario: Metroids, what else?

*Luigi moves into the next room.*

Luigi: WHOA!! *surrounded by the Combine*

Dog crushes them.

Mario: Hang on, Luigi!! *heads over to Luigi with Sarina.*

Luigi: Man, this quest is getting weirder and weirder!

*More Metroids are breaking out of the test tubes.*

Luigi: OH NO!! NOT AGAIN!! *Runs to the other room in a cowardly way.*