Chocolates Galore!! :D

*Homer appears in the Land of Chocolate, and he's delighted. He saw three chocolate bunnies and happily skips after them. When he's about to enter Fudgetown, a chocolate hail rains over Homer. He eats the hail. He enters Fudgetown and took a bite out of a chocolate light pole, and a chocolate dog. He walks over to the chocolate shop and drools.*

Homer: Wow... Chocolate! Half-priced!

Little did he know that someone is trying to ruin his fun by telling to stop eating this world or he will get his ass kicked. Can you stop Homer from eating this town?

Homer (85 HP, DEF 2, SPD 2, Normal)

Strong Bad appears.

Strong Bad: Chocolate! Looks great! *Chows down*

Homer: Hey! Get your teeth off from my dream, chocolate stealer!

Strong Bad: No way Fatso! This is Strong Bad's!

Homer: This town ain't edible enough for the both of us!!

Voice: You're right!

*Hookbill enters the Land of Chocolate*

Hookbill: *Picks up a Nutty Chocolate Rabbit* This Town is Edible only enough for THREE of us! Lets bring peace and share it throughout all the world! *Eats the Whole Nutty Chocolate Rabbit and Belches* Mmmmm... Almonds! My favorite!

Voice: Wait... there's not enough for two, but there's enough for THREE? How the heck does that make sense?
Voice 2: It doesn't.
Alex and Dr. Y step out of the shadows.

OOC: Forgive me for bringing two. The other characters here are too cheap for just one, non-Morbul character to face them.

Strong Bad: Holy Crap! I'm outnumbered! Well, the match hasn't started, so I can do this! Here The Cheat!

*The Cheat appears falling from the sky*

My Team:
Strong Bad
The Cheat

My Team:

Homer

OOC: Wonder what will the map be like?

OOC: You made it.

What, you expect me to make EVERY map for a battlefield?

IC:

My team:

Alex
Dr. Y
The rest of the White Platoon

*Fantasy Jr. and Petey Piranha flew into this Topic*

My Team:
Fantasy Jr.
Hookbill
Petey Piranha

OOC: Bloody hell... is EVERYONE bent on having their team be cheap so they can overpower mine?

OOC: Not really.

OOC: Could've fooled me. When I'm going up against someone with an instant-death attack (Strong Bad), his lackey who can cut everyone's stats in half (The Cheat), someone who can heal for THIRTY FREAKIN' HIT POINTS (Fantasy), someone who can deal double damage in one of his transformations, can boost his attack even further, and heal FIFTEEN FREAKIN' HP in the other (Homer), someone you didn't even register (Petey), and someone who can transform freely (Hookbill), I can't help but feeling that's cheap.

OOC: WHAT THE... THERE'S ALREADY A REGISTERED PETEY!?

*Petey Vanishes as Lava Piranha Sprouts out of the Ground*

Lava Piranha: Prepare to go on a DIET! BURNN!

*Naval Piranha Sprouts as Well*

Naval: WE will get to collect chocolate for Fantasy Jr.'s Family

Team:
Fantasy Jr.
Hookbill
Lava Piranha
Naval Piranha

OOC: TOONKING2, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!! NO ITEMS! FOX ONLY! FINAL DESTINATION!! Roll the darn dice first then make an action. ...And I wish you should take a break from this forum because you're acting really crazy.

Alexander von Koopa wrote:

OOC: Could've fooled me. When I'm going up against someone with an instant-death attack (Strong Bad), his lackey who can cut everyone's stats in half (The Cheat), someone who can heal for THIRTY FREAKIN' HIT POINTS (Fantasy), someone who can deal double damage in one of his transformations, can boost his attack even further, and heal FIFTEEN FREAKIN' HP in the other (Homer), someone you didn't even register (Petey), and someone who can transform freely (Hookbill), I can't help but feeling that's cheap.

OOC: Best rant in my book, Alex. And we should try to edit our character's statistics and whatnot to make them not too cheap. And Koopakirby called in first, ok?

Alex, just so you know, Cheat's special has to be activated and lasts 3 turns.