Joke Contest

Make up the most hilarious joke you can think of. I'm the judge, and if I find one joke that is very hystarical will be the winner.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

A guy is trying to light a fire in his chimney. He asks "Why won't this light?". The chimney responds "I have a cold".

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

There is an Indianna Jones competition. Three girls enter. A Brunette, a Red head, and, you guessed it, a blond.

The Contest Guy calls in the red head.

Contest Guy: How many Ds are in Indianna Jones?

Red Head: One.

Contest Guy: Correct. You may leave.

He then calls in the Brunette. He asks the same question, she answers, and he dismisses her.

Then he calls in the Blonde.

Contest Guy: How many Ds are in Indianna Jones?

Blonde: Uh...one...two...three...Can I get a calculator?

5 minutes later, she has her answer.

Blonde: 35.

Contest Guy: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT NUMBER?

Blonde: Duh duhduh duh duhh, duh duhduh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1c05_yXmaI

French military victories.