Amity Island

Otis: ABONDON YACHT!! *Swims back to the beach with his friends.* Pig, that rope of hotdogs almost killed us!!

Pig: I thought it was a good idea.

Otis: Man, this is hopeless. Not even a lifeguard can take him..

Lifeguard: Oh no?? *jumps into the water and beats up Jaws.*

OOC: *head -> desk*

The lifeguard can't even see Jaws, and any lifeguard worth his salt would know not to try and punch a shark repeatedly.

Though if you really want me to kill the lifeguard...

IC:

Lifeguard: YEAH! I'm punchin' the water, because the water is the shark, and if I punch the water enough, I beat the shark! WOOO!
Jaws bites the lifeguard in half.

OOC: That, what you did there, makes me laugh out loud.

Freddy: OH NO!! THE LIFEGUARD IS KILLED BY A GREAT WHITE TERROR!! WE'LL NEVER BE SAFE IN THE WATER AGAIN!!!

Setsuna: *facepalms* You animals are doing it wrong.

Captain Quint Lookalike: No arguement here.

Otis: Oh this is just great. The shark is ruining our fun!

Pig: All I wanted to do is swim and look for lost treasure.

There is no lost treasure around Amity Island, thanks to those darn tourists.

Otis: We are not going to lose to that shark!! Therefore, we must--

Setsuna: Oh shut up. You're lucky that you didn't get killed by it.

Peck: And the shark doesn't walk on land and terrorize people.

Setsuna falls back in my control cuz Karasz got bored with her.

Setsuna: Why don't you just forget about it? Or try something from really far away.

Pip: I voted for the first choice. Let's run--

Otis: Hold it! We can't lose to a great white shark! The beach will be closed down by then.

Pig: Yeah, and think of the hot dog stands, ice cream stands, and the gift shop!

Martin Brody Lookalike: Are you kidding? That'll attract more victims to the shark! You're just like this island's stupid mayor.

Freddy: Why don't we use weapons of mass destruction on that stupid fish!

Marcus Brody Lookalike: And destroy Amity Island? You people suck.

Cthulu Lookalike: Why don't you a sacrifice a goat to it every month?

Dagon Lookalike: They do that to me!

Otis: Meh, why not if we use this. *throws the bomb at Jaw's territory.*

Grammar Nazis destroy the bomb.

Pig: ?!

Peck: What? That didn't work too?!

Captain Quint Lookalike: You need live bait.
Annoying Teenager: YEAH, MAN! Like, totally awesome bait!
A few seconds later, the annoying teenager and Otis's crew have been thrown into the middle of the ocean.

Setsuna: What's up with the lookalikes?

Setsuna Lookalike: Seriously, you guys are idiots.

Setsuna facepalms.

Otis: I hate to say this, but that old guy has a point.

*Pip gets up on Otis' head.*

Pig: So we can just fight him or let him eat us.

Peck: I'm too cute to die!!

Freddy: HE'S TOO TASTY TO DIE!!! *drools*

Koopakirby lookalike: YAY! I lookalike.

Otis: I had enough of look-a-likes, AND sharks for one day. *leaves with his friends.*

Jaws eats the annoying teenager.

OOC: Otis and the gang will come back for Round 2.

*The Navy arrived with dozens of harpoons.*

Navy General: FIND THE RASSIN' FRASSIN' SHARK OR SO HELP ME I'LL EAT MY COAT!

Setsuna facepalms.