Maple Treeway (Mario Kart Wii)

Wario: Hah! Your skills are quite impressive. It's so powerful, it'll kill a giraffe!

Zaffira: ...What's that supposed to mean?

Wario: ...You know, I have no idea. Now, what are you doing here??

Zaffira explains what happened with the battle between her and Dark Beast, and also what happened at Nega Castle.

Wario: Let me guess, Baby Mario is in trouble?

Zaffira: >.> NO! Were you even listening?!

Wario: I was kidding! I am listening! But if you're ask me to join ya, what's in it for me then?

Zaffira: Your LIFE.

Wario: *anime sweats* How about I'll join you.

Zaffira: Good choice.

*Wario moves on.*

OOC: ...?

Wario: HEY! What are you standing there for?! Let's go!

Zaffira follows Wario.

*More Wigglers are in front of the two.*

Zaffira walks past them.

Wario: *does the same, but he picks his own nose* Nyerrgh.. By the way, where is that stinking time hole anyway?

Zaffira: That's a different plot, stupid.

The fourth wall falls on the Wigglers.

Wario: GRRRRR!!!

Zaffira: What?

Wario: Don't call me stupid. Anyway, I think you should lead the way. I'm too lazy to lead.

Zaffira continues walking.

*Wario follows.*

Wario: Ok, now I think we're getting nowhere... We might be lost here.

*The Traitor enters topic*
The Traitor: Hello, you are Zaffira, aren't you? I was issued to get rid of you. I hope you enjoy my little song on my mighty guitar, for you won't hear anything ever again.

Zaffira: ...Who are you?!