The Cul-de-sac (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)

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Ed: I like chickens!

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*Mr. Blik enters the manhole.*

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Eddy: Hurry up! I want my jawbreaker!

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*Mr. Blik jumps out of the manhole, holding a quarter.*

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Eddy: Okay, hand over the quarter and the jawbreaker, and you can have lumpy.
Edd: Eddy!

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*Mr. Blik does so.*

Mr. Blik: Now let's see what happens when "our" lumpy is with you!!

Waffle: It's just like one TV show called "Trading Friends."

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*Eddy eats the jawbreaker*
Eddy: So we trading morons?

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Mr. Blik: Yep. Let's see if you like him as your sidekick.

Gordon: Blik, he'll be twice as hard to control!

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Eddy: He wil bel twice as hard to control?

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Mr. Blik: Oh you'll see.

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Edd: Eddy, what have you done?

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Waffle: Spleeeeee!! Woohoo!!!

Gordon: Mr. Blik, you'll have the same problem as the other guys.

Mr. Blik: Hah! What's going to happen? It's not like he's going to destroy the whole mansion or anything.

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Ed: Here kitty kitty.

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Mr. Blik: *laughs devilishly.* At last, a powerhouse. Just what we need to beat our neighborhood rivals.

Gordon: The Chumpy Chump Brothers?

Mr. Blik: Exactly!

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Ed: I like chickens!

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OOC: Are you good with the Chumpy Chumps, TUZL?

Mr. Blik: But this whole friendship thing will last 24 hours. *leaves with Gordon.*

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*Ed leaves too*

OOC: I have no idea who they are

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Waffle: I'm thinking of happy theme parks!

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Edd: How are we going to explain to Sarah that we traded her brother?
Eddy: She won't mind, and we're not going to tell her.

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Waffle: Who is Sarah?

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Edd: Ed's sister
Eddy: Hold on, I have an idea. *Dresses up Waffle as Ed*
Edd: Eddy, nobody is going to fall for that.

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*Sarah stomps toward to Waffle*

Sarah: ED!! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FINISH CLEANING UP YOUR ROOM!!

Waffle: But my room is clean! My newts love it!

Sarah: Clean it up or I'll tell mom!

Waffle: *sobs* You're a terrible sister, Sarah! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! *Runs into Ed's room and cleans up.*

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Eddy: And you thought nobody would fall for it.
Edd: It's amazing what the people around here can fall for.

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Sarah: Well, I see you have cleaned it up so far. I'll let you go back to your stupid friends.

Waffle: Splee!!

Sarah: Wait a minute. *sniffs* Were you in the litterbox again?!

Waffle: Yes, and I used the toilet well.

Sarah: AND I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THAT TUB OF GRAVY!!

Waffle: Can I use the stuffing for it?

Sarah: Urggh.. *walks away*

*Waffle returns to Eddy*

Waffle: Ready for duty, Mr. Eddy!

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Eddy: Okay then Waffle, got any scam ideas?