Armacham Technology Corporations (F.E.A.R./Future)

Rat named Alex: Sure!
The rat tries to sign the rat who's Alex's fan's forehead. Lacking opposable thumbs, this is hard.
Random Person named Everyone Else: And both are jerks.

OOC: It's not people saying they like Alex that'll convince him to help the Duplighost Busters. Right now he'll think they're faking. It's more someone convincing him that, by helping the Duplighost Busters, people will genuinely like him.

Random Person: Let me try something. *Puts Batman mask and cape on Alex*
Random Person: He's like Batman's brother, except he's not as cool.

A voice appears out of nowhere: Alex...

Rat: ...He looks worse.

Alex throws the Batman hood and cape off and shoots the random person with an SMG.

Voice: Well dat be nice...

OOC: He was shooting the random person who put the Batman clothes on him.

OOC: Whoops.

IC:

Voice: You know why I'se here, don't you?

Alex ignores the voice while downing a Jack Daniels.

Voice: Drink'n not help you, chil, but sabb'n de world might just do de trick.

Alex: Who are YOU to tell me what I should do?

Voice: I not tell you what to do chil, I only suggest. Though I can say dis, if you look'n for people to like you again, drink'n not gonna help you.

Alex: You didn't answer my question, which was "who are you".

Voice: Well I not be any of de Reekas, so who else could I be, mon chere?

Alex is silent for a few seconds before going up to a wall and banging his head against it.
Alex: No, I am NOT going to do some stupid quest to kill some stupid witch for you!

Voice: What are you talking about?

OOC: Against you?

Alex: You're probably involved with that wierd Goomba lady who made me and some other guys kill some stupid witch by pushing her off a tower. And if you are, any attempts to make me be a hero are obviously leading up to you trying to make me do something like that. Well, here's news for you: get lost.

Voice: Why you think dat what I want?

...meanwhile in an opposite room, two rats (one with a voice machine) start whispering to each other.

Rat One: That didn't make any sense!

Rat Two: Well using this stupid voice-altering machine was your idea!

Rat One: Oh blame it on me, why don't you!

Their whispers are caught by the voice-altering machine and projected into Alex's room.

Rat One: Uh oh... we better run!

Rat Two: Well it was your idea to impersonate a dead person!

Rat One: Oh blame it on me, why don't you!

*The two then run off*

Filler the Rat suddenly goes crazy and starts attacking other rats.

*General Toad enters topic*
General Toad: Have you made your decision?

Alex: About what?

Random Person: About becoming Batman's sidekick!
General Toad: What? No, about joining the Duplighost Busters.

Alex shoots the other random person.
Alex: Why? So people will hate me more?