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Theultimatezoralink
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|  Subject: TUZL and Godot's rematch  Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:56 am | |
| I will not lose this time! Apparently the emperor of Canada was murdered. I am here to prove the accused, RC, is not guilty. Now who will be our judge and first witness? | |
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Godot
OBJECTION!
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:14 am | |
| Ha...! Go ahead. I have decisive evidence that proves your client's guilt! | |
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Theultimatezoralink
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:16 am | |
| Hold on. We don't even have a judge yet. | |
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Alexander von Koopa
just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:32 am | |
| I shall judge this case and be even more insane than Zec was! Oh, and I murdered every other judge candidate, so you're stuck with me.  | |
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Sockie
Star-Wanna Be
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:22 pm | |
| I'm Canadian, and we don't have an emperor, ya bunch of jerks! | |
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Godot
OBJECTION!
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:24 pm | |
| Quite true, Sockie, you don't...
Because RC murdered him! | |
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Theultimatezoralink
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:21 pm | |
| Now call your first witness. | |
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Godot
OBJECTION!
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:25 pm | |
| HOLD IT!
We have yet to do opening statements. I'll go ahead and do mine.
On August first, the defendant stabbed the Emperor of Canada as he was exiting his private helicopter on his way to meet with the president. I have a crime photo taken right after the attack, showing the murder weapon, and tracks left by the defendant. I also have a decisive witness who will tell us everything that happened. | |
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Theultimatezoralink
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:27 pm | |
| HOLD IT!
Let me see that photo! | |
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Godot
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:32 pm | |
| *smirks* As you wish. Right here I have a ticket to Guiltyville, Population: The Defendant! Take that! | |
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Theultimatezoralink
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:43 pm | |
| HOLD IT!
Was it really a dagger that killed the emporer? I have proof saying that this is more than a simple stab and run case! | |
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Godot
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:44 pm | |
| Well, then. Let's see it! | |
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Sylux
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:49 pm | |
| I wouldn't leave a weapon at the crime anyway, my hands morph into weapons and stay connected. | |
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Theultimatezoralink
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:50 pm | |
| The answer is the flag! From the photo it looks normal. But I happen to have the flag. Take a closer look! Take that! Closer inspection reveals that like your so called evidence, this flag is full of holes! Bullet holes by the looks of it. | |
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Godot
OBJECTION!
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:50 pm | |
| OBJECTION!
The defendant isn't a witness! I demand his words be stricken from the record!
And that picture isn't my only evidence that the Emperor was stabbed! | |
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Sylux
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:52 pm | |
| Well, what I said was true. Try me with a lie detector. And if we have lie detectors, why would we be doing this whole thing? | |
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Godot
OBJECTION!
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:53 pm | |
| OBJECTION!
TUZL! Control your client!
And lie detectors wouldn't work on robots! Lie detectors work by measuring pulse and in new ones body heat! | |
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Theultimatezoralink
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:54 pm | |
| Relax RC, I got this.
And Godot, you still don't get it, do you? You claim the victim was stabbed, but clearly a gun was used during the attack! | |
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Sylux
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:55 pm | |
| True.
And I'm Darkling not RC so why am I here | |
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Godot
OBJECTION!
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:56 pm | |
| TUZL...poor, poor TUZL. Perhaps a gun was used to scare guards away. But I have proof and I can assure you that the Emperor was indeed stabbed. | |
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Theultimatezoralink
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:56 pm | |
| Not so fast! I never said who used the gun. | |
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Sylux
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:57 pm | |
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Godot
OBJECTION!
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:57 pm | |
| Then...what's your point? I have the autopsy report. It shows one wound. A stab wound. | |
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Sylux
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:59 pm | |
| well I could have shot the gun while someone else stabbed him
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Theultimatezoralink
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| | Subject: Re: TUZL and Godot's rematch Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:00 pm | |
| Notice the position of the tracks, the flag, and the dead body. This proves the gun could have been used by one of two people! Either the emperor, attacking his attacker. Or the real attacker! One that was standing behind the emperor! | |
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