The Video Game Dictionary

Aurora wrote:

Delicious cake (Portal) - It is a lie.

That game WAS AWESOME.

And the cake is real, as you find out in an end cutscene.

Yes I know it was real I was just joking around

Also Valve needs to release those companion cube plushies, like, ASAP

"We were going to have a party with cake. I even invited your friend the companion cube. But he couldn't come. Because you murdered him."

The ending part when you are making her thingys fall off is awesome.

"GRAAAAAGGGG! RORRRRWWWW!!"

"Hey? What are we doing? Where are we going? You gonna leave now? Okay! See you late-AHHHHHH!!!"

When I said "deadly neurotoxin", the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal, rub it into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. TO ME.

I feel FANATASTIC and I'm still Alive.

I'm doing SCIENCE and I'm still Alive.

Final Thought:
While you're dieing I'll still be alive.

Final Thought P.S.:
While you're dead I'll still be alive.

STILL ALIVE.

I'm listening to that song right now actually

lol

I found all the lyrics. =3

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

And this zooms on the words:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7181380025391861426&q=Still+Alive&total=8156&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3

Also....

WHO'S GOING TO MAKE THE CAKE WHILE I'M GONE?!

Yeah I have them memorized

I really need to get a life

Now, Now, Aurora, what do you th-th-thin....

Congratulations. You completed the final test. Please lie on ur stomach and put ur hands at ur sides and place the gun next to you.

lmao