Super Happy Fun Time Circus

Outside is the happiest place, but inside, there is nothing but dark and misery.

*Don Rigatoni is in the office. Bigfoot and El Chupracabra is in the stage. The mobsters are guarding around the circus.*

The Chaotix appear outside of the circus.

*Mobsters dressed up as clowns guard the enterence.*

The Chaotix walk up to the guards.
Vector: Is this place open?

Clown: VIP Only, leatherbag.

Vector: What kind of circus has VIPs?

Clown: It's for someone who isn't going to tell anyone about the circus.

Vector: I see.
The Chaotix huddle up.
Vector: *Whispering* Alright guys, this is what we're going to do. Charmy will distract the guards while me and Espio sneak in.
Espio: *Whispering* And that's it?
Vector: *Whispering* Yup.
Charmy flies up to the guards.
Charmy: Say, did I ever tell you about the time I ate lots of candy?

Clown: Good for you kid. I hope you get a stroke from all that candy!

Charmy: That isn't a very nice thing to say, you know. But you know what is nice? CANDY! Gummy bears, chocolate bars, Smarties, lollipops, caramel apples, cotton candy, licorice...
Charmy keeps talking.

Clown: OK, Shut up! You're making our ears hurt!!

Charmy: That reminds me, caramel apples sometimes hurt my teeth! Why do they have to be so hard? And taffy does, too...
Vector and Espio sneak past the clowns.

Clown: OK! THAT'S ENOUGH!!! YOU ARE STARTING TO GET ON OUR NERVES!!

Charmy: I think you need some taffy!
Charmy pulls out taffy and shoves it in the guards' mouths.

*The clown is choking from it.*

...Even though there's more than one clown.

*The clowns die.*

Charmy heads inside.

Random Mimes walk past the Trio, TALKING to each other.

Mime: So I says to her, I says, do you know what I says? I says, "Hey! I'm not supposed to talk!"

Mime B: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Good one! *sees Team Chaotix.* Oh snap! It's the VIP people. QUICK! Get into character! *Does the mime stuff.*

The Chaotix watch.

Mime A wraps a "rope" around Charmy which he can actually feel. Mime A pulls Charmy closer to him.

Charmy: Gosh, this is fun!

*Mime B is about to hit Charmy with a "hammer."