Bikini Bottom & Neptune's Palace (Spongebob Squarepants)

Spongebob: I don't think it's here.

Homestar: *worried* Oh no! That means the good times are over! Even money isn't going to make me feel happier!

Spongebob: Maybe my friend Patrick knows where it is!

Homestar: Yaaaaay!!! Take me to him, Spongeborg Cheesypants!

Spongebob: Follow me!

*Spongebob goes to Patrick's Rock*

*Homestar does so.*

Homestar: Hello Patrick! You have a very nice rocky body.

Patrick: *Stomach hanging out by 2 feet* Thanks. I work out.

Homestar: *worried* Patrick! The good times are over! I lost my golden cup!

Patrick: NOT THE GOLDEN CUP!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Runs in circles*

*A ghostly ship appears*

Homestar: I know! Can't you believe it!?

*Francis appears in front of Homestar Runner... With Two Censorship Policemen.*

Francis: Yeah! The good times are over. ... FOR YOU!!

Censor Primid: *Footcuffs Homestar Runner* You're going down town for burglarizing Fort Francis. *Takes Francis's Items out of Homestar's Shirt.* Anything to say before we take you in?

Spongebob: LOOK! SOMETHING CONVIENTLY ABOUT TO STRIKE YOU IN THE HEAD!

*The ghost ship's anchor falls on Francis and the Censor Primids. The Flying Dutchman comes out and grabs Homestar.*

Flying Dutchman: WHO DARES TRY TO CAPTURE THE FLYING DUTCHMAN'S NEW CABIN BOY?!

Homestar: Uh.... It was the odd looking chameleon.

Flying Dutchman: AYYEE!! That's what I can't stand!! Trying to steal me cabin boy when I was the one who claim him!! For that, you will be forever cursed by the Dutchman's Curse!!! BLAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *Casts a terrible curse on Francis.* HA HA HA HA HA! Everywhere you go, something bad will happen to you. Like bad luck for example, BUT WITH PURE...BADNESS!!! As for you, Cabin Boy, it's time for you to join me ship! And if you refuse, I will eat you. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *flies back up to the ghost ship with Homstar captive and sails off.*

Homestar: *happily sings* We all live in the yellow submar--

Flying Dutchman: STOP THAT! I hate that song! Seriously, it's making my ship look terrible.

Spongebob and Patrick: AAAHH! HOMESTAR! *Runs after the ship* COME BACK!!

*As they run, they ran over Squidward's flowers, trampled on Mr. Krab's money garden, and even run over Old Man Jenkin's garden filled with exotic vegetables.*

Old Man Jenkins: I knew that nothing good would come from dead folk and thier flying machines!

*Back at the ship*

Flying Dutchman: What do you mean you're looking for the golden cup!? If you mean by my golden viking helmet, forget it! If I see one... urr.. foot from you, I swear that I will make your nightmare come true! NOW START SCRUBBING!!

Homestar: *starts scrubbing* Ooh, hope I get paid to do this!

*They keep running, but Patrick chomps on Mr. Kraab's money, which he thought was Squidward's vegetables*

Flying Dutchman: I'll try to scare them just to make sure. *zips to Spongebob and gives him a very gruesome look* AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAHH!!

*Spongebob falls backward and faints. Patrick sprays him with a fire extinguisher*

Flying Dutchman: BUWAHAHAHAHAHHA!! *Grabs Spongebob and Patrick* Now I got two kinds of meal to eat! I just hope the cabin boy knows how to cook!! *flies back to the ship and places the two in the boiling pot; slicing the carrots in the pot.* Oops! I was wrong! I AM the chef!

Homestar: Hey, what's cookin'!

Flying Dutchman: Sponge and starfish a la flambe!

Homestar: Eww..

Patrick: HOMESTAR! HELP US! I don't wanne be eated!

Homestar: Have you looked at your weight?

Flying Dutchman: No, why?

Homestar: See for yourself.

*The Dutchman stands on the weight scale, seeing that he is overweighted*

Flying Dutchman: AAAAHHH! NOT NOW!!! That means I'll have no choice but to go on a diet!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

*Homestar kicks the pot down.*

Patrick: Whew. That's a releif!

Homestar: *pulls out a gold viking helmet* And lookie what I have! A new cup! *puts it on.*

Patrick: WHOO HOO!

*Spongebob finally regains consienceness*

Homestar: *shows Spongebob the viking hat* Golden cup!