Bikini Bottom & Neptune's Palace (Spongebob Squarepants)

Squidward: Spongebob, this is all your fault! You had to take it with you!!

Spongebob: But I didn't, Squidward! It wants my jelly!

Jellyfish: Well, I can tell when I'm not wanted. *Flies away*
Gill: Goodbye, come back soon.

Spongebob: Well Squidward, at least we have--

Squidward: NOO!!! *Slams the door.*

Gill: Should we tell him about his surprise party?

RED Heavy: SOMEBODY GET RID OF THAT ANNOYING BABY!! *Shoots Gill with Sasha* BRAH HAH HAH HAH!!

Gill: What was that for? And I'm not a baby!

RED Heavy: You're supposed to die, LITTLE MAN.

Gill: I am? Why would I want to do that?

*Patrick comes over to Spongebob*

Spongebob: Hey Patrick! Looks like Squidward isn't coming out to play.

Patrick: Well.. maybe he's just not in a mood.

Spongebob: Oh come now, Patrick. Maybe we can ask him to come play hopscotch!

Squidward: I SAID DON'T WANT TO GO WITH YOU BARNICLE HEADS!!

Gill: Don't worry, he can play with us at the surprise party I'm throwing him.

Spongebob: How?

Gill: It's today, but I need Squidward out of his house so I can prepare it, got any ideas?

Spongebob: Balloons and streamers!

Patrick: Dance parties!

*Squidward comes out of his house and relaxs.*

Squidward: Ahh.. time for me to give myself some R&R..

Gill: I'll go prepare, I need you two to handle the guest list. *Gives Spongebob and Patrick a long list with a bunch of names on it* I need you two to invite all of these fish. *Goes inside Squidward's house and starts decorating*

Spongebob: Ooh! Wonder who's on the list? *reads it.*

*On it are the names of all the fish that Squidward has met*

Patrick: That is a lot of names, Spongebob. How do we get them to come over to Squidwards?

Spongebob: I know! Invitations!

*Gill hangs streamers and blows up balloons*

*Spongebob and Patrick sends invitations to every Bikini Bottomite that Squidward recently met.*

*Gill finishes decorating and walks outside to Spongebob and Patrick*
Gill: Did you invite the guests?

Spongebob: Sure! Just like you said! The guests will be coming shortly.

Gill: Okay, let's go inside Squidward's house and wait. *Goes inside Squidward's house*

Squidward: OH what are those loony neighbors doing now?!

*Spongebob and Patrick gets in.*

Squidward: And why is that fish there?! ...Hmrph.. *walks into his house.*

Gill: Surprise! We're throwing you a party!

*The fishes started screaming happily*

Squidward: Oh! Well if it's about my work, I'm flattered.