Bikini Bottom & Neptune's Palace (Spongebob Squarepants)

*Spongebob reforms back into his normal size*

Bo-Bobo: Play all the games you like, but there are dangers a foot!! *shows out the compass* Right there!! *the compass went out of control*

*The Submarine blasts torpedos at Bikini Bottom.*

*The Torpedo blows off Patrick's rock, revealing him sleeping*

*The Submarine blasts another torpedo at Patrick*

Don Patch: *sightseeing with Yia Yia* Isn't this day a blast, huh Yia Yia?

Spongebob: *Slowly* PATRICK! *Jumps in front of Patrick....Which does nothing sense the Torpedo missed by 30 yards*

Bo-Bobo: *acts like Beauty* WHAT A SLOWPOKE DRAMA QUEEN!!

Torpedo Girl: *As Beauty;Rams Bo-Bobo* STOP IMPERSONATING ME!

Beauty: STOP IMPERSONING ME ANGRY BECAUSE BO-BOBO IMPERSONATED ME!

*The Hair Hunt Troops pops out of the submarine and steal every Bikini Bottomite's fin hairs off*

Squidward: *Puts on Toupe'* This is stylish! And I bet no one will try to steal it!

*The Hair Hunt Troop steals the toupe and flees*

Bo-Bobo: GRRR! THOSE STINKIN' HAIR HUNT TROOPS ARE DEAD COW MEAT!! *as a bull and rams the Hair Hunters* SUPER FIST OF BEEF, ROASTED WELL DONE!!

Squidward: MY HAIR! *Runs after the Hair Hunters*

Don Patch: *Uses Patrick as a human shield and his Don Patch Sword* Behold, The Nighty Knight of the Round Salami has come to stop thy enemies! With my trusty star shield, nobody can stop me!!

*Patrick is still sleeping*

Don Patch: *angry* I SAID WITH MY TRUSTY STAR SHIELD, NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!

*Patrick snores loudly. VERY loudly*

Don Patch: *Throws Patrick at the Hair Hunt Troop* BE TRUSTWORTHY!!

*Patrick acts as a Shuriken, hitting the hair hunters, but fails to wake up*

Don Patch: *as a Japanese business man* You fight well, but I'm cutting off your pay for slacking off!!

Bo-Bobo: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!! *Nose hair whips the Hair Hunt Troops while using maracas.* MEXICAN NOSE HAIR FIESTA!!

Jelly Jiggler: Arriba!!~~

Beauty: I THINK YOUR BRAIN'S IN ANOTHER COUNTRY!

*Patrick finally wakes up*

Don Patch: *angry at Patrick* And you're getting no pay for helping me fight!! You're a disgrace!!

Patrick: *Eyes water* I'M A BAD PERSON! WAH!

Bo-Bobo: *kicks Patrick and Don Patch* YOU'RE BOTH A DISGRAAAAAAAAAACE!! *angry* Grr, those Hair Hunt Troops just descaled and definned every single fish in the sea!! And they also rip the hair out of everyone as well!!

*There is an underwater base away from Bikini Bottom*

Bo-Bobo: *goes with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler and moves away from the base* It's that way!!

Beauty: WRONG WAY!

Spongebob: *With Bo-Bobo* Let's save Bikini bottom!

Patrick: *With Spongebob* Yay!

*There is a catapault that slings Bo-Bobo Gang, Spongebob, and Patrick away to the Hair Hunt Base. Outside the base, there are jellyfishes buzzing around.*

Spongebob: Ah, jellyfish! So pink, so spotty, so Graceful, so-

*Patrick is stung by a Jellyfish*

Patrick: STINGY!