Razorbeard's Fortress (Rayman)

*Few of them are left now.*

Rayman: Keep bashing them!! *Spin kicks the Robot Pirates.*

*A pile of metal that smells like Rum is on the ground in front of Rayman*

Rayman: What the?!

*The pile of metal shakes a bit*

*Rayman gets into his fighting stance.*

*The pile of metal starts to assemble, the reek of Rum gets stronger*
??? : *Burp* ''Don't touch Rum500's rum!''

Rayman: You're lucky that I'm non-alcoholic.

Rum500 : ''Hrm, Rum500 must've drank too much rum, this guy's hands float, and he doesn't have any legs.''
*Rum500 drinks even more rum*

Rayman: So you're not going to fight us?

Rum500 : ''Are you taking my rum?''

Stool Pidgeon: Yes he is.

Rayman: WHAT??

Rum500 : ''YOU'RE TAKING MY RUM?'' *insert robot yelling here*
*Rum500 stars shooting Rayman with his cannon*

*Rayman dodges the attack.*

Rum500 : ''YOU'RE NOT TAKIN' MY RUM MATEY!''
*Rum500 hits Rayman in the head with the bottle of rum*

Banjo throws the stool pidgeon at Rum500.

Rum500 : ''YOU, BIRD, YOU TOUCHED MY RUM!''
*Rum500 throws the pidgeon on the ground and starts stomping it*
Rum500 : ''AND YOU WANT MY RUM TOO!''

*Rayman double punches Rum500*

*Rum500 gets knocked back a bit*
Rum500 : ''Fry little man!''
*Rum500 drinks from his bottle, after this he spits fireballs out of his mouth, in Rayman's direction.*

*Rayman dodges.*

Rum500 : ''Slippery one are we?''
*Rum500 spits a wall of fire around Rayman*

Rayman: Banjo! I could use some help here!!

Rum500 : No one hears rum thieves 'ere lad.
*Begins to approach Rayman*

Rayman: Go ahead, do your worst.

*Rum500 punches Rayman right in the nose*

*Rayman punches Rum500 back.*