Death Egg (Sonic)

*Mario rolls away from the Egg Walker.*

The Egg Walker jumps into the air.

Mario: Huh?

The Egg Walker is above Mario...and falling.

Mario: WHOA!! Outta my way! *gets away from Egg Walker.*

*There are Green Turtloids in the topic. They work the same as Koopa Troopas from Super Mario Galaxy.*

The Egg Walker lands on the floor.

*Mario stomps on the Turtloid, which hides in its shell, and grabs him. He throws it at the Egg Walker.*

The Egg Walker is damaged again.

Mario: Now are you going to stop or I'm-a-gonna fight you more?

Dr. Eggman: BAH! I shall only stop if you hit me one more time, as that adds up to three, which is the number of times most video game bosses have to be hit!

Comic Book Guy's voice: Thanks for breaking the fourth wall, Mr. Not So Scary. *leaves topic*

The Egg Walker charges at Mario.

*Mario jumps up to Dr. Eggman and ground pounds him.*

*Toad, from Anti Castle, appear by jumping out of Blue Warp Pipe, which disappears.*

*The Blue Warp Pipe pops up again*

Toad: Wahh!! *Flees*

*Meanwhile, Bender noticed a Toad fleeing*

Bender: Hey! How the hell did he get up here?!

Fry: I don't know, but I think he's committing suicide. Hey, why can't use a suicide booth?

Bender: They're just too poor to use one! So they die manually! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

*Princess Bones And Prince Bones jump out of the Warp Pipe and chase after the Toad*

Toad: MARIO! WHERE ARE YOU?! *keeps running and heads in where Mario and Eggman are.*

Mario: Huh!?

Toad: No time to explain!!! Here! Take this! *gives Mario the letter from Peach* There's no time!! RUN!! *flees*

Mario: Uh oh.. *sees Princess Bones And Prince Bones* WHOOOOOAHH!! *runs away*

*Prince Bones throws fire at the Letter. It begins to burn*

*Princess Bones makes the path in front of Mario dark so he can't see*

Mario: YIKES!! *puts the flame down*

Toad: Oh forget this. MARIO! THE ANTI'S TRUE WEAKNESS IS LAUGHTER!!

Mario: Huh?!

Toad: TRUST ME! IT WORKS!!

Mario: Oh...kay? *turns back and Star Spins Princess Bones*

The Egg Walker falls apart, but Dr. Eggman hops out.
Dr. Eggman: What the blazes is going on here?

*Princess Bones and Prince Bones ignore Doctor Egg Man. Prince Bones fires a beam of energy that is a mixture of Dark and Light at Mario. Princess Bones tackles the Toad*

*Mario jumps over the beam and stomps on Prince Bones*

Toad: HEY! LET ME GO!! Mario! Save yourself! Don't worry about me!

Scratch: Dr. Eggman! Something went wrong!!

Grounder: Three more intruders just barged in for no apparent reason!

*Mario hurts his foot as Prince Bones's horns shine*

*Prince Bones creates a bubble of Water around Mario and begins to Drown him*

*Princess Bones repeatedly punches the Toad*

Dr. Eggman: I know that, you idiots! The day may be lost, but I can still have some entertainment!
Dr. Eggman watches the fight.