Wario's Castle (Wario)

The Castle where Wario and Waluigi live.

Wario: *appears in his throne* WAH HA HA HA HA HA!! Ah, this is the life! Getting the treasure from various temples and stuff like that makes me smile! Nyehe he-- *gets caught by a flyer with a star on it* AHH! >_<;; Grrr...Huh?

Flyer: Dear chosen warrior. You have been chosen to participate in a chance to become the champion of the Lunar Car Tournament. If you are ready to accept, please come to the Nebular Colosseum on the Starlight Planet. Good luck, chosen warrior.

Sincerely, King Starlight

Wario: BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!! *jumps out of his throne chair* I smell an ultimate pummeling for those idiots!! Look out world, WARIO IS-A-COMIN'!! *leaves the topic*

waluigi:*walks down hallway* what is wario up to oh well more garlic for me*leaves the topic*

Metal Koopas burst through the Castle doors and start going into several rooms, looking for someone to take as a prisoner, or just something to take.

Citizen: Oh... carpfish.

Several Metal Koopas dogpile the Citizen.

Metal Koopa: Wait, there's nobody in here. Let's just leave.

*Wario arrives in the topic... and he saw the Metal Koopas.*

Wario: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING IN ME CASTLE?!!? *beats up the Metal Koopas and throws them out of the castle.* Heh, nobody steals Wario's greed! WAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!! *Yawns* Boy, whatta day. After that crazy adventure, I needed to take a rest. *goes to his bedroom.* Ah, R & R at last. *jumps in the bed.* And perhaps I will go on a new adventure. More adventure means more treasure. He he he he he he.. *Sighs and sleeps.* ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Some Pirate Gooms barge into the castle.

*Wario didn't hear as he was sleeping.*

Wario: ZZZzzzzz... I hate that Mario... ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz......

The Pirate Gooms start looting the castle as Captain Syrup enters and watches.

*There is Wario's giant gold statue of himself nearby.*

Wario: Zzzzzzzz.......... Blech... Stupid vermin... eating the cheese.. Zzzz... *covers his head with a pillow, trying to get some sleep.*

A Pirate Goom piloting some sort of giant vacuum sucks up the statue.

*Wario suddenly wakes up.*

Wario: What was that noise?!

The Pirate Gooms run out of the topic.
Captain Syrup: And as a going-away present...
Captain Syrup drops a large bomb on the floor before running out of the topic as well.

*Wario barges out of his bedroom, seeing all his treasures are gone*

Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *sees the bomb* Oh you gotta be--

*BOOOOM!!!*

Wario: Oooh.. *angry and sees the Captain Syrup's footprints* GRRRRR!! *sniffs the footprints* Hah, I regonized that footprint from anywhere. It was none other than...

Captain Syrup and the Syrup Gang!!

Wario: They're going to recieve the gifts of pain from me, Wario!!! This time, it's twice as much trouble as before!! *runs out of the topic.*

*Wario arrives with the treasure and puts them back into the treasure room.*

Wario: Ah, but my greedy senses are still tingling. I will continue to find and take the gold! He he he he he! *leaves the topic.*

OOC: ...Greedy Senses?

OOC: Well, let's think of something golden for Wario to obtain with.

OOC: ...What?

OOC: I'm thinking that Wario might be interested if someone told him that there is a rare item called "The Orb of Everlasting Wishes."

OOC: What does that have to do with "Greedy Senses"?

OOC: Wario wishes for gold, what else?

OOC: ...You're impossible.

OOC: Ok, nevermind then.