The Land of the Livid Dead (Rayman)

OOC: They're grenades.

*Hoodbooms keeps throwing the grenades at the Alfred Duo.*

*The shoot back at the Hoodbooms*

Rayman: *jumps and stands on Alfred; throws fists at the Hoodbooms* You want some of these?!

Globox: *cowers* MAKE THEM STOP!!

Alfreda: NEVER!

Rayman: Globox wasn't talking to you.

*Sara enters the topic*

Sara:Oh..Hi Globox!*Waves at Globox*

Globox: Oh hey there Sara-

Andre: YOU GOT YOURSELF A GIRLFRIEND?! I'M TELLING YOUR WIFE!!!

Globox: O_O;

Sara:Actually i was looking for Rayman.

Globox: Rayman? Oh he's--

Andre: BEEN KIDNAPPED! HU HU HA HA HA!!@

*Beheaded Kamikazes took Rayman away*

Rayman: HELP!!!

Beheaded Kamikazes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Some of the kamikazes heads to Sara and Globox*

Globox: AAAAAAAHH!! *flees and cowers*

Sara:What the hell?!*Throws rocks at the beheaded kamikazes and then picks out a pink lum*

Rayman!Catch!This thing will give you increased power!*Throws the pink lum at Rayman*

*But it's too late. THe Kamikazes took Rayman out of the topic*

*The Pink lum falls down*

Sara:Dangit!

*Orc Football players appear and start throwing exploding footballs at Sara and Globox*

Andre: Two can play this game!!

*The Hoodblasters and Hoodbooms appear and attack the Orc Football Players*

*Sara throws an icy potion at the football coming at her and then catches it*

Sara:Three can play this game!*Tapes an ice bomb to the football and hurls it back at an Orc Football player*

*The Orcs are frozen*

Globox: Orc-sicles! Get it?! Oh I made a funny.

Sara:I dont get it.*Takes out some acid potions and throws one at each of the orcs causing them to melt*

Orc Football Players: I feel like we got a panelty...

Orc Football Coach: YOU CALL THAT THE ATTACK?!! DROP AND GIVE ME 5,000,000!!!

*The Orc Football Players do so.*

Orc Football Coach: I'll deal with the girl and frog!!! *Throws Bulky Bob-Ombs at the duo.*

Andre: If I go down, I'M TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!!

*The Hoodstormers appear and shoot their guns at Orc Football Coach.*

Sara:Yeah right..*Drinks a potion causing Sara to grow and her clothes kinda explode and she turns into this hairy monster*

Infinite Sara:AAARRRR!!*Kicks the Orc football couch out of the topic and then smashes the football players*

*Globox didn't say a word.*

Infinite sara:GRAAAH!*Transforms into regular Sara without clothing*

Sara:EEEP!Where are my clothes?!

Andre: AH HA HA HA!! WAIT TILL I GET A PICTURE OF THIS AND YOU WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF ALL TIME!!

Globox: *paints of picture of Sara without clothes* Hold that pose. I'm sending this to the art museum!! *finishes it and puts it away* But more importantly, WE GOTTA GET RAYMAN BACK!!! AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS!

Sara:...*Blushes and sews the parts of her ripped clothes back and puts them on*

Globox: Maybe one of those guys left a clue somewhere.

Sara:*Looks around*

Hmm..Whats this here??*Finds a note*

I cannot see what it says...You try Globox*Gives Note to Globox*

Globox: "Step 1: Capture random hostages. Step 2: Prevent Serious Sam from barging in. Step 3: Create a galaxy and the big cannon that can destroy the world.. "