Fourside (Earthbound)

This may be the biggest city in the country of Eagleland. It's mayor is Mr. Monotoli, an old man who was once under the influence of Giygas and the evil Mani Mani Statue. The department store here is also pretty big. Watch out for Mad Taxis!

*Mad Taxies run over kitties*

A strange crate is shipped into Fourside.

*The Fourside citizens noticed the crate.*

The crate just sits there.

Policeman: Stand back everyone. It's nothing for you to see except the police. *opens up the crate* OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!

The Mani Mani Statue is in the crate.

Citizen: It looks like a statue. Since when did the mayor order a statue?

A figure walks out of the department store and up to the statue.
Figure: Uh...yes, the mayor must have ordered this. I better give it to him...
The figure takes the Mani Mani Statue into the Monotoli Building.

Mayor: Oh? What's this now? A statue? ...I don't remember buying this.

OOC: *Registers Monotoli*

IC:

Figure: You do now.
The Mani Mani Statue shoots out a beam at Mayor Montoli, who then goes into some sort of trance.

Citizens: O_o

Monotoli:...What are you all doing in my office? GET OUT! YOU SAW NOTHING!

*But they're outside*

Monotoli: Wait, how did they see what happened, then?

*Ok, continue on. Let's pretend like it never happened.*

Monotoli puts the statue in a closet as the figure heads back to the department store.

*An orcish figure heads to the department store*

???: Excuse me good sir--

Clerk: An orc?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *flees*

???: I don't understand. I was raised by humans and this never happened before.

The figure from earlier sneaks into an office.

Clerk: Go away!! Take every money from me! I got kids!!

???: Chill, I'm a pacifist. A passionable orc you see.

Clerk: Will you just get?!

???: But..

Clerk: I SAID GET OUT!!

???: Such a rude person you are.

A mouse walks up to the orc.
Mouse: At least mice can walk around freely!

???: Go away. *kicks the mouse away*

Meanwhile, Monotoli starts hiring scientists to build a satellite and mysterious device for him.

*Dave arrives in the topic, but was mauled by Atom monsters*

Dave: OW! What the heck man?! Get off me!!

???: Oh, a poor human in trouble!! Have no fear, Bamboo is here!! *runs and bashes the Atom Monsters away*

Dave: Whoa, thanks dude. Ya know, these guys are a pain in a butt. Where do they come from anyway?

Bamboo: Beats me human.

Dave: I have a name ya know. My name's Dave.

Bamboo: They call me Bamboo. I am nicer to humans because I am raised by them. I am intellegent as you can see here.

Dave: No kidding. Ya know, I never paid attention much.

Crazed Signs run past Dave and Bamboo.