Sockonia (Original)

Falco dodges the beam.

*The Giant Locust grabs Krystal and throws her at Fox.*

Fox: WHOA!! *dodges*

Ratchet: I'll take care of him! *Shoots the cannon's beam at Giant Locust, damaging it.*

Krystal's able to stop her Arwing.
Krystal: Ugh...I think I'm going to be sick...

OOC: FYI, only Hex's ship has a Heavy Cannon on it. I'll assume Ratchet just fired regular lasers.

IC:

Hex flies circles around the giant locust while firing at it.

*The Giant Locust has taken alot of damage.*

Ratchet: *jealous about Hex* Man, he's too good. I can't believe this.

Slippy: Bombs away! *shoots a Smart Bomb at the Giant Locust.*

Hex: *Over Ratchet's radio* You're only jealous because you're paranoid and think I want to kill you all, is that it?

Ratchet: No, you're trying to take all the credit.

Fox: The locust is getting weaker! It's all you, Krystal.

Slippy: Ah, the "ladies first" routine, eh Fox?

Krystal fires at the Giant Locust.

*The Giant Locust explodes.*

Fox: Mission complete; the locust is destroyed.

Ratchet: Guess we took care of the bug problem.

*Fox, Ratchet, and Slippy returned to Great Fox. There is an incoming message on the screen.*

Falco and Krystal also return to the Great Fox. R.O.B. 64 turns on the screen.

Clank: Incoming message from.. Hmm.. I have never heard of this "SHC Space Station" before.

*SHC Commander is on the screen.*

Captain Qwark: Greetings, fellow ally, who we don't know much about. I'm Cap--

Slippy: Qwark, shut up!

Fox: Let me guess, the Space Pirates are attacking your space station?

SHC Commander: What? No, we're sending a distress signal that we're under attack by a group of Tediz. They wanted to take down for knowing that we're sneaking in and collect their data for destroying the entire squirrel civilization.

Fox: That doesn't look too good. Where are you?

SHC Commander: We are with the planet Doon. But be warned that their armada are strong.

Peppy: We're on our way.
The Great Fox leaves the topic.

Hex also flies out of the topic.

Sockie leaves the topic.

Mimi leaves the topic.

*Strong Bad and The Cheat appear.*

Strong Bad: What is this? Cottonball land?

Sockonians surround Strong Bad and The Cheat.

Strong Bad: What?

The Cheat: Meh?

Strong Bad: Was it something I said?

Sockonian: Are you wearing socks?

Strong Bad: Yeah, except when it's Sunday. I even have a Sock License for knowing the history of socks. The Cheat isn't wearing any, so go away before I beat the crap out everyone of you.

The Cheat: Meh!

Sockonian: No, WE'LL be beating the crap out of YOU.

Strong Bad: With what? Socks? *laughs out loud with The Cheat*

The Sockonians pull out shotguns.

Strong Bad: HOLY CRAP!! *Runs away with The Cheat.*