Glitzville (Paper Mario)

*Mama Eggman knocks on the GBA Monitor*

Mama Eggman: I want a match and I want it NOW!

*Nomic and Sanon enter Jolene's office

Sanon- Are you sure you want to do this? The competition could be strong, our magic is good but I wouldn't want you to get hurt.

Nomic- No I want to do this, it'll be fun. Besides if anything bad happens we can use one of those clockwork monstrosities your always making.

Sanon- Bah, my machines are to good to be used in some simple pit fight.

Nomic- Fine, we won't use them then.

*Nomic notices the woman at the table and blushes

Oh sorry miss, we would like to sign up. We are team Rainbow Star! And we are going to be champions!

*Nomic holds her hand into the air as a ribbon of rainbow colored energy circles her tiny little arm.

*Sanon adjusts his tophat and holds up his own arm

Jolene: Very well. You can right one of our fighters, "Mama Robotnik", right now.

*Nomic hops up and down with glee

Nomic- Hurray! C'mon Sanon, let's go kick some butt.

Sanon- Ok, but don't go all out at once, you know what happened last time...

Nomic- Yes yes, I know I won't. Now let's go to the arena!

*Nomic and Sanon make their way into the arena, and wait for Mama Eggman. Sanon pulls out a copper colored doll from his tophat. It shimmers brightly with the gleam of a recent polishing. He clicks a button on it, and suddenly the robot springs to life, standing about 3 feet. Twin blades pop from it's arms.

Sanon- Ok, I'm ready.

*Mama Eggman comes up to the arena.*

Mama Eggman: Ah, more challengers for me to crush you! You want a piece of ol' Mama?! Well you got it, suckers!

The tiny robot rushed forward with his blades held forward, they glow with eldrich might. The robo leaps into the air, and falls. It hits the ground limp before Mama Eggman's feet.

Sanon- Forgot to change the battery *Sanon smacks his forehead* Nomic, I think you got this. Go ahead.

Nomic- Ok! *multicolored energy swarms around Nomic's hands, a faint shimmer can be seen upon a closer inspection of her body, and a bolt of rainbow colored energy fires forth from her left hand.

*Mama Eggman is blown away, but she gets up.*

Mama Eggman: I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET THAT, YOU HUSSY!! *Jumps and buttstomps Nomic.* HAH!

Nomic- Ugh... to heavy... must...

Nomic's body suddenly glows a pure white and expands, her once small stubby shy body changing into a more feminine tall body. Her left hand glow brightly and she punches Mama Eggman with all her might, and loud bang resounds across the room.

Sanon takes out a book and begins to thumb threw it, showing no interest in the fight.

Mama Eggman: NOOOOOOOO!! *crashes through the wall, out of the topic.*

*Nomic's body returns to normal

Nomic- We win! Hurray!

*gouts of rainbow fly forth from her body creating a show for the audience

Sanon- Now now, save some of that energy for the next fight. I suppose we should go to the locker rooms... now... were are they... and isn't someone supposed to announce our victory?

Announcer: The winner is Team Rainbow!

Nomic- Now to the locker room where we await our next battle! Maybe you can accually do something in this next one Sanon

Sanon- Perhaps

They go to the locker rooms, forgetting completly that Mama Eggman was flown far away from Glitzville.

Nomic- What this Gameboy thing

She presses a button

Big Mike: Hey, you twos are new here, no?

Big Griz: Welcome to the Minor League Lockers.

Big Mike: *handshakes Nomic* Big Mike the name, and Big Griz is my bro. We are known as..

Da Bearz: Da Bearz!

Nomic- It's a pleasure to meet you mister bear-zzz. I'm Nomic and this is Sanon, and we are Team Rainbow Star

Nomic nudges Sanon

Nomic- Say high why dont cha.

Sanon- Oh... high, I'm Sanon... leave me alone.

Da Mike: Hey, we're just two new friends to yas. We wouldn't hurt a fly.

Da Griz: Except when someone is bad that is.

Nomic- Oh were not bad, Sanon just likes to keep to himself sometimes

Sanon- Who are you kiddin'? Were terrible. We've destroyed whole towns!

Nomic gets up close to Sanon and whispers to him

Nomic- what are you doing?

Sanon- Just follow along, I wanna have some fun with them.

Nomic-... ok, I'll follow

Nomic- AH HA HA, well if Sanon is going to be direct about it, then I may as well be to. We are evil warriors from a far away land, we are here to slaughter all competition and then blow the arena sky high!

Big Griz: *angry* Oh is that so!?

Big Mike: *angry* And you had to do it because Hollywood rejected you!

Big Griz: And now you're gonna destroy everything because of that?!

Big Mike: *cracks knuckles* We'll see you twos in the arena. And I don't want any sissy excuses, got it?

Sanon and Nomic- See you there!

Nomic whispers to Sanon again

Nomic- Are you sure that was a good idea Sanon?

Sanon- Don't worry, it'll be fine.

Big Griz: *to GBA Monitor* We want a match against the two backsassing fighter wannabes!!

Nomic- This'll be fun... I mean YOUR GOING DOWN BEARS!

Sanon goes up to the moniter

Sanon- Yea, we wanna fight!

GBA Monitor: Jolene is busy at the moment. But I will be doing her job. You will be fighting Da Bearz.

Nomic- To the pit!

Nomic and Sanon make their way to the arena. Nomi changes to her humanoid form. Sanon emits a light blue aura, a shield sprouts from his body, protecting him and Nomic. Rainbow energy circles Nomic's hands and she gets into a ready position.

*Da Bearz enter the pit.*

Big Mike: You cannot defeat Mike, Da Bear Warrior!!

Sanon pulls out a gear and throws it at Big Mike. As it exits the shield it shatters into a hundred speedy little shards all heading in the bears direction.

*Da Bearz took damage.*

Big Mike: That's going to sting a little. *picks up Sanon and pounds him in the face.*

*Big Griz can't fight Nomic because of one reason.*

Big Griz: O_o I can't fight girls!! She's just too beautiful too look at!