New New York (Futurama)

Farnsworth: Well, my crew has done good lately. I suppose they deserve a meat shield...Congratulations! You're hired!

*Bender came to Planet Express.*

Bender: Hey meatheads, what I miss?!

Globox: YES! I got my first job! Woohoo!! *hugs Kotonoha happily* I got a job!

Kotonoha: You're.. squeezing me!! Urk!

Globox: Oh what's my mission!? I gotta have my first mission!

Professor Farnsworth: You must deliver a package to Grunty Industries.

Fry: Cool. *takes the package to the ship.* Hey Bender! I thought I told you to get rid of those robot pornography!

Bender: Oh alright.. Jeez. *gets them out of here.*

Fry: Hey, Leela? You're coming?

*Globox and Kotonoha enters the ship.*

Fry: *sees Kotonoha holding Makoto's head.* Hey, does anyone got a head jar for this guy?

Kotonoha: You didn't scream?

Fry: Hey, I seen alot of heads in the jars. Look at Richard Nixon.

Leela also enters the ship and turns to Globox and Kotonoha.
Leela: I'm Turanga Leela, the captain of this ship. Listen to whatever I say, and don't be like the other two bozos.

Fry: *upset* Leela!

Globox: Aye aye, cap'n!

Zoidberg: *comes in to the ship.* Ah, what's this here? *takes Makoto's head* A lifeless head?

Kotonoha: What are you doing you--

Zoidberg: Hands off! This is Zoidberg's now!!

Fry: Zoidberg, you think you can give this head a jar?

Zoidberg: No. But I have a better idea. Why don't I give this head a jar?

Fry: e_e;

Zoidberg: Now if you excuse me, I must give this skull something what he needs. *takes it to the operating room.*

Kotonoha: *whispers* Makoto..

Globox: Hey, don't worry! He's just going to give him a head jar! It's not like he's gonna cut his ears off or any--

*Kotonoha glares upsettingly at Globox.*

Globox: What?

Leela: Actually, the heads in jars are just clones.

Globox: But her boyfriend is 100% pure real thing!

Fry: EEEEWWWWW!!

Bender: BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!! You just got served, girl!!

Globox: Hey, leave her alone! I think she wants him alive. REAL. ALIVE. Do you speak english?

Bender: Whoa whoa whoa, if you think you want that head to be alive, then you have to pay surgery for it.

Globox: Does non-clone heads work with Head Jars?

Fry: I don't know.

Globox: Hurry up, because her eyes aren't pretty anymore!

Fry: We'll get on to it when we deliver this. Ready for takeoff.

Leela flies the ship out of the topic.

Hermes: Ah, good. Zoidberg, you got a cloned head so just put him in the jar.

Zoidberg: But..

Hermes: But nothing. There are alot of cloned heads that need to be in the jar!

Zoidberg: Oh. *puts Makoto's head in the Head Jar.* Hurray! He survived!

Hermes: No, you tiny brained lobster! He needs H₂OG_fat! You forgotten about them, do you? And when is the last time you put H₂OG_fat in?

Zoidberg: I don't know.

*Hermes finds the H₂OG_fat liquid. He pures it in the Head Jar.*

Zoidberg: Hermes, I--

Hermes: Now we gotta see if he's able to breathe in.

*Makoto's eyes are opened.*

Zoidberg: Hurray! He's alive! But--

Hermes: What!? What's the problem with him?!

Zoidberg: He's not a clone.

Hermes: What are you talking about? He's--

Makoto: The red guy is right. I'm not a clone.

Hermes: You mean he--- But-- Ooooh... *Faints*

Makoto: Where am I? What's more, what am I?

Zoidberg: A head.

Makoto: Oh my god! How did this happen?!

Zoidberg: *upset* And already you HATED ME!! *sobs*

*Sam, Max, and the girl arrived. Flint Paper arrives and returns to his office. Sam, Max, and the girl entered their own office.*

Sam: Ma'am, I have some questions for you. Was your soul sucked out from a demonic doll?

Girl: No.

Max: Then why did you die?

Girl: ...Wait! It's all coming back to me.

Sam: Is about the last time you die?

Girl: Yes. After I killed Makoto for having his happiness to himself, I was told that I have to meet "him" at the rooftop. All of a sudden, Kotonoha killed me.

Max: Ooh! She just hates you!!!

Girl: Actually, it's her revenge because I killed Makoto in the first place. I think that is what I deserve... I should've killed Makoto and let that happen... *sniff*

Sam: By the way, was Makoto your boyfriend?

Girl: Huh? Yes, why?

*Flint Paper beats up a criminal*

Flint Paper: YOU WANT MORE OF THIS?!

...

Sam: One more thing. Who are you?

Girl: Sekai Saionji.

Sam: We're Sam and Max: Freelance Police.

Max: Right now, we're looking for that doll who sucks souls!!

Sekai: *giggles* You guys are silly. There is no such thing, really.

Sam: Well we was told by a gypsy. Anyway, if you have any information on the doll, let us know.

Max: And tell that rat named Jimmy that his rent is overdue!! *leaves with Sam.*

Sekai: ....For freelance police, they sure wear strange costumes.. *leaves the office.*

*Flint Paper is walking outside, hide in the trashcan and spies on Zoidberg with his binoculars.

Sekai: What are you doing?

Flint Paper: Oh! You just blow my cover-- Well hello, hot dame! You ain't from around here, are ya?

Sekai: That because Sam and Max got me here.

Flint Paper: Heh heh! Ol' Sam and Max are always solving strange cases if you ask me.

Sekai: So.. What are you doing?

Flint Paper: Rumors say that he used a non-cloned head for a Head Jar. Only clones belong in there. Hey, you can go undercover for me! I want you to go in there and expose his ridiculous schemes!!

Sekai: ..Well, alright. *enters Planet Express.*



...


Hermes: Can I help you?

Sekai: I'm here to see the doctor.. I think I have cancer.

Hermes: Sweet mother of corn!! What kind?

Sekai: Lung cancer.

Hermes: Hmm.. Were you smoking?

Sekai: Uh... Yeah

Hermes: Zoidberg, she needs her lungs to be cured. *to Sekai* Step in, please.

*Sekai does so.*

Zoidberg: Ah, a patient! What seems to be the problem?

Sekai: (A lobster doctor?) I have lung cancer.... (He's buying it.)

Zoidberg: I know just a cure! I'll just have to rip your lungs out and stuff it with oxygen. Lots of oxygen.

Sekai: Will it be fatal?

Zoidberg: Oh.. riiiight.. Always with the fatality and whatnot. It's like you die without knowing. Anyway, let's get on with the--

Makoto: SEKAI?!?!

Zoidberg: *to Makoto* Quiet you! I'm the doctor and I know what I'm doing-- *to Sekai, who is totally shocked to see Makoto* Now ma'am, would you please lay down and--

*Sekai screamed really loud in the topic.*

Flint Paper: Whoa! She never seen a living head before.

Roberto: Give me your money, or die!!

Flint Paper: You and what army?!

Roberto: Don't make me stab you!! I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!!!

Flint Paper: Diiiiie!! *leaps and beats up Roberto.*

The two New New York cops run up to Flint and Roberto.
Human Cop: Freeze, ya stinkin' hobos!

OOC: I found out their names. The robot is URL, and the human is Smitty.

Flint Paper: He started it!!

--

*Sekai pushes Zoidberg off and takes Makoto away.*

Zoidberg: NO! I need that head!! I was going to use it for makeup!!

*Sekai runs away holding Makoto out of the topic.*

Hermes: Zoidberg!! What's going on?!!

Zoidberg: The girl took him away! I lost my dear friend!!!!!!!! WHYYY????

OOC: Thanks. And how could Globox, Kotonoha, and Bender all be talking if the ship isn't back yet?

IC:

URL: Too bad. We're taking both of you downtown.
Meanwhile, the Planet Express Ship re-enters the topic.

OOC: Sorry. Just edited.

Roberto: Oh yeah?! *pulls out his knift and cuts Smitty in the face* HA HAAAA HAA HA HA HA HA!!

Flint Paper: I'm getting out of here!! *runs away*

--

*Globox, Fry, Bender, and Kotonoha comes out.*

*Zoidberg is sobbing miserably.*

Kotonoha: Zoidberg? What's wrong?

Zoidberg: OOOOHOOOOOOOHOO!!! I broke Bender's action figure with spitting action.

Bender: YOU DID WHAT?!!!

Zoidberg: And some girl took the head away!!

Kotonoha: They took Makoto away?! Who is it?

Zoidberg: I don't remember. She was like wearing a brown wig or some sort.

Globox: That's more like a crossdresser!!! ...

Fry: Anyway, Globox, what do you think of your--

Globox: Part-time job for now. I'm tired..

Fry: Wait, you're switching from full-time to part-time?

Globox: I just don't think it would work out. I rather be a janitor here.

Bender: It's been filled.

Professor Farnsworth walks into the room.
Farnsworth: Yes, by good old Scruffy!
Meanwhile, Smitty and URL pull out their laser billyclubs and start beating Roberto with them.

Globox: Guess I'm fired, huh?

Fry: Well if you have alot of experience, you can come back and try again.

Globox: Hey, thanks.

Kotonoha: .......

Globox: *to Kotonoha* Hey, don't worry, we'll get your boyfriend back. Leave it to me!!

Kotonoha: Really?

Globox: Yep.

Kotonoha: You know, you're very sweet...for a friend.

Globox: If you think you're going to date me, I'm married.

Kotonoha: I knew that.

Bender: So long, losers!

*Globox and Kotonoha leaves.*

--

Roberto: OK!! I GIVE UP!! JUST DON'T BEAT ME UP!!! DON'T BEAT ME UP OR I'LL KILL YOU TWO!!!

URL handcuffs Roberto.

Roberto: When I get out of here, you're finished!!

*Sam and Max returned and goes to their office.*

*Flint Paper comes in Sam and Max's office.*

Flint: Hey Sam and Max! Long time no see!

Max: Hey Flint!

Sam: Good to see you again, Flint. How's the detective work?

Flint: Difficult. I've been recieving calls about some group of hooligans who wants people to be part of their "family." I was like, "that's a load of bull@#$%."

Sam: I think it could be dangerous for us to go near them.

Flint: By the way, I was thinking about that one girl who has that guy's head which is not clone. What is she doing with him?

Sam: Apparently she's cavorting him like it's her possession.

Max: She must be a head hunter! And that one is really rare.

Flint: Naw, she was never part of the group of head--

*The telephone is ringing.*

Max: I GOT IT!! I GOT-- *gets blown out of the cannon by Sam.*

*Sam picks up the phone.*

Sam: Yeah? Uh huh? Uh huh? OK? WHOA!! That's creepy! We'll get right on it!! *hangs up*

*Max falls from the ceiling*

Max: Is it a group of school girls who demands charity, but if we don't give them, they will summon a deadly behemoth to kill us?

Sam: That was the Comissioner, Max. He said that there are some strange things happening in a small quiet village. And whoever doesn't believe with the man with the plan will have serious consequences.

Max: Sounds like a big heap of trouble!!

Flint: I'll come with you guys just in case. You're going to need my help when it comes to dangerous things like that.

Sam: Sure, let's do that. *leaves with Max and Flint.*