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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:11 am | |
| Various types of Nobodies are behind Marvin, Maurice, and Mongo. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:55 pm | |
| Max: Oh well! See you in hell, jerkbags! *flees with Sam.* Mongo: We've been tricked! Damn!! Maurice: I'M GONNA SLIT THEIR THROATS OFF!! Marvin: I don't believe this! | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:25 am | |
| *THe Nobodies beat up and knocked out the Minjo Mafia. Meanwhile, Sam and Max run into the organization building.* Sam: Well whaddya know! This building we just came in seems to be estinquished. Max: Does that mean I can break stuff? Sam: Not yet, pal. We don't know who's place is this. Max: I hope it's Nina Myers! I dig her and her ugly dress she wore last Christmas! Sam: You crack me up, little buddy. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:47 am | |
| Nobodies surround Sam and Max. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:58 pm | |
| Max: Say, nice hoodies, fellas. *The front door is closed. Sam and Max can't get out!!* Max: Awww! Sam: Looks like we're dealing with a squad of merciless assassins. And they're trying to take us down. Max: Big deal. I like to see them try. Sam: Alright, but you asked for it. *whips out his gun and shoot the Nobodies* | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:11 pm | |
| Max: I knew shooting live chickens would pay off. Hey Sam, what happened to the mafia that tried to kill us? Sam: Well, they're knocked out. Max: Ah, alright. *tries to open a locked door, but..* LOCKED?! Sam: Uh oh. Max: WE'RE LOCKED IN!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Sam: There has to be a good explaination about this! | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:29 pm | |
| Xaldin walks into the room. Xaldin: MORE intruders? | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:30 pm | |
| Max: MORE cloaked geeks?! | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:31 pm | |
| Xaldin: I believe I'm the first one you've met here. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:35 pm | |
| Max: We met your white cloaked friends before.
Sam: If they're one of your party animals, then you're dealing with Sam & Max: Freelance Police.
Max: And since it's one of your friends, you're going to get your ass kicked in the process. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:38 pm | |
| Xaldin: No, I won't. Xaldin's lances appear in his hands. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:39 pm | |
| Sam: Shouldn't we resort this in a non violent way? | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:40 pm | |
| Xaldin: You could by leaving. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:43 pm | |
| Sam: But that's what quitters do. And we are not leaving until we take you to prison for assaulting the Freelance Police. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:45 pm | |
| Xaldin: Your authority does not apply here. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:47 pm | |
| Max: So does your silly sword dancing routine.
Sam: Max can dance into anything with weapons, like lightsabres, axes, morning stars, and even rotten apples.
Max: Don't forget firecrackers. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:50 pm | |
| Xaldin: What does that have to do with what I just said? | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:51 pm | |
| Max: I look up the picture of you dancing with swords on Google.
Sam: He even makes up his own--
Dusk: *whispers to Xaldin* Hey, let's make them our servants for now. We could track Roxas down and destroy him. Sam: I can hear you. Dusk: *points at Sam.* Shut up. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:13 pm | |
| Two Dusk Nobodies remove Sam and Max's hearts. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:14 pm | |
| *Sam is turned into a Heartless, but for Max, the only way to make him a Heartless is removing his pancreas.* | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:16 pm | |
| One of the Dusk Nobodies removes Max's pancreas. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:22 pm | |
| *NOW Max is a Heartless Rabbity Thing. *shot** Sam: *blinks twice* That's odd. I didn't feel a thing, do you Max-- Sweet sunfish chips dipped in a real expired sun lotion!! We're turning into ghastly-like mutants! Max: I think I just lost a few pounds when I'm like that, Sam. Sam: *angry at Xaldin* You scoundrel! Give me back my heart! Max: And my beloved pancreas! It's my favorite body organ. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:24 pm | |
| Xaldin: You should both be losing your intelligence due to being Heartless. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:35 pm | |
| Max: Guess I'll be going back to kindergarden anyway. I miss beating up the snot nosed brats anyway. Sam: Well Max, due to some silly plothole, our author wanted us to be a bit intelligent.. But, if that's what he said, we'll go along with it. Max: Whatever you say, Sam. *walks into the wall and keeps moving, with no luck of moving it.* *The front door is unlocked.* Sam: *walks through the front door with Max.* Suddenly, I have the urge to steal hearts from enemies. Max: Let's start with the mafia first, Sam! *The Minjo Mafia wakes up after a beat down.* Mongo: Damn those Freelance Police. Maurice: I'LL SLICE THEM UP GOOD! Marvin: This is going to make Don Minjo furious-- Oh my god! Sam: Hello, mafia. Max: Did you guys miss us? Mongo: No, but you'll be dead you miserable dog and rabbity thing!! DIE!! *shoots them, but no effect.* What?! Nothing?? Sam: Sic'em, little buddy. *Max lunges towards the mafia and steal their hearts, making them heartless.* Marvin: Oh, son of a b!tch!! We're now like them!! Mongo, this is all your fault!!! Mongo: My fault?! You're the one who picked this place. *The Heartless Mafia beat themselves up as Sam and Max: "Freelance Heartless" chuckles at them.* Sam: Guess I kinda enjoyed being like this. I think we'll be like this for awhile. *Sam and Max leaves the topic.* | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II) Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:30 pm | |
| E. Nigma shakes his head since he appeared to be in heck of a day-dream.
E. Nigma: Huh, whu... oh, right. *Sees the 'minion'* ... When did I ever get unregistered minions? | |
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