Boo Mansion (Super Mario)

*Merlock just groans.*

Janga: Excellent! You got new recruits! Now zen, ve vill be taking over zis mansion.

Alicia: This place? It looks like a dump!

Janga: Ah, but the monsters are worth the hassle.

Flare: MONSTERS!?!? *Hugs Stare tightly.*

Joka: Does this mean I have to pay MORE monsters to get them on our side.

Janga: But of course!

Joka: *Mumbles.*

Alicia: What about us?

Janga: You vill be paid too.

Joka: WHAT!?!?

Alicia: Great! Lets go!

Janga: I like your attitude.

Alicia marches into the mansion, followed by Janga and an angry Joka. Flare is still hugging Stare.

Stare: Flare, lets go...

Flare: I DON'T WANNA GO INSIDE!!! *Cries.*

Stare: Flare...

Alicia: WHAT IS TAKING YOU TWO SO LONG!?!?

Stare: Flare is scared.

Alicia: Great...

*Game Boo Advance is hanging onto the chandillier inside the mansion, swinging left and right.*

Alicia manages to pry Flare off Stare. Stare and Alicia do their best to drag Flare into the mansion.

Flare: NO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO!!! I'M SCARED!!!

After the difficult task of getting Flare into the mansion, the villianous group look around. Flare shivers uncontrollably.

Flare: This place gives me the creeps.

Alicia: Suck it up!

Janga: Helloooooo? Anyvone here?

*The chandillier above the group suddenly stops swinging, making creeking sounds as it does.*

Flare nervously looks up.

*There is nothing above them besides the chandillier and the top of the room.*

Flare: Girls...

Alicia: Shut up Flare.

Janga: Strange, usually this place is filled vith ghosts.

Flare: GHOSTS!?!?

Janga: Vere are zey?

*Something suddenly taps Flare on her shoulder.*

Flare slowly turns her head to see what it is.

*A Big Boo suddenly appears behind Flare and roars at her.*

Black Cats Gang and Joka: AAAAAAHHH!!!

Janga: Ah! Just vhat ve vere looking for! Excuse me, giant Boo, how vould you be interested in vorking for us?

*The Big Boo chuckles eerily and vanishes, leaving no answer.*

Flare: W-w-w-where did it go!?

Janga: Don't vorry...

*Zombie Chickens rose and attempts to attack Janga and Flare.*

Janga: Chickens? Please...

Janga swings his large claws at the zombie chickens and generates two large vorpal discs. The vorpal discs slice through the chickens.

Janga wipes his claws clean on a nearby wall, causing large claw scratches on the wall.

Janga: Now zen I suggest we move on if ve don't vant anymore trouble.

BCG & Joka: *Gulps and nods.*

Janga and the others head to the basement of the mansion.

Janga and the others enter the basement.

Alicia: Soooooo... Why are we down here?

Janga: I'm trying to find zeir leader.

Flare: LEADER!?!?

*Fluffy and Tiger sadly walk to E. Gadd's Lab. and Suddenly, Fluffy rings the Doorbell. Then realize no one is answering and they sadly left.*

E. Gadd: I think I heard something. *opens the door.* Hey, excuse me! Do you in need of my service?

Karasz wrote:

E. Gadd: I think I heard something. *opens the door.* Hey, excuse me! Do you in need of my service?

OOC: Karasz, Fluffy and Tiger already left.

*Fluffy appears, Carrying her sleeping brother Tiger to the Front door of the Mansion. Fluffy knocks and The Boo answers.*

Fluffy: Hi, I'm Fluffy Tabbitha, the Outcast of Planet Neko, My Onii-Chan and I are looking for a place to rest. Is there a Room available?

Boo: *Upset* Eat me, Royal Adultress! *Slams the Door in front of Fluffy*

Fluffy's Voice inside her own head: How the krunk does he know that I'm the Adultress? That shouldn't be his consern?

*Fluffy knocks again and the Boo answers once again.*

Fluffy: My dear Mushroomite Meoo, the Adultrey of mine was none of your slagg consern! I'm asking you kindly to give us a place to rest!

Boo: *Upset* OH the underwhere no way! We boos heard it all the way from Princess Victoria Von Koopa, she is upset that her mother died from AIDS because of you. *Gives Fluffy a Finger* WHY DO WE BOTHER LETTING YOU IN ANYWAY??

OOC: Krunk is a Nekonian word for the F-Word as Onii-Chan, According to Fluffy, is a Nekonian Word for Brother (So that makes it Japanese and Nekonian). Also, slagg is a Nekonian Word for Damn.

IC:Boo: *Upset* You can have a place to rest... WHEN YOU'RE IN THE UNDERWHERE, *Chomp Barks*!! *Slams the Door on Fluffy*

Fluffy: OH SLAGGIT!!

*Tiger was too sleepy to hear things*

Flare: Where is this leader anyways? I'm getting scared just standing here.

Janga: I don't understant. He should be here. Never mind, lets just go.

Janga, the BCG, and Joka leave the topic.

*Fluffy, upsettingly, carries sleepy Tiger out of the Topic*

OOC: Hasn't anyone registered King Boo yet?