Raccoon City (Resident Evil)

Leela stays knocked out.

*Fry gets Leela up and carries her*

King KaBoo: BLAAAAHAHAHAHA!! *starts flashing red*

Bender: Hey, what does red flashing mean?

Fry: We rather not stay here and find out!! *Heads to the ship with Zoidberg* Bender! Hurry up!!

Bender: OK! I'm rea--

*King KaBoo is about to explode by flashing white*

Bender: OH SON OF A~~

*Bender is blown out of the topic*

Fry: AAAYEEEE!! O_O;;; *pilots the ship and leaves topic*

*Sam and Max drvies into the topic. They spot a destroyed parts of the city*

Sam: Holy jumping smoked weinies that is cooked in a hot oven!!! It looks like there was a mad bomber in the town.

Max: Boy I wished that I bombed him to smithereens. Think of the ashes I can collect!

Sam: And look, there's one of the employee's items. It looks like it's some sort of painting. *picks up a Roxas Portrait* He must've dropped it.

Max: Wouldn't it be great to put it on our office just to admire the mystery boy?

Sam: This is 100% pure clue. And if you look on the back, it shows nothing more but data.

Max: Sounds like they want to keep it a secret. NOT!!

Sam: We better stick around to find anything useful for later.

Max: Way ahead of ya! I just found one that is totally useful! *does armpit remix version of Doctor Who.*

Sam: You crack me up, little buddy.

A zombie jumps on the car.

Max: A ZOMBIE! SWEET! I'm gonna take his head off! *steals the Zombie's head off*

Sam: Careful Max. A small bite from the undead will result joining their clan.

Max: Oh well, easy come easy go. *throws the zombie head away*

Sam: We better get out of here quickly or else something else will pop up. *picks up a Magic Drum. Yes, Bender dropped it.* Now this could be useful for our objective.

Max: Oh! What does it do?!

Sam: It's so magical that it weakens enemies by tapping it. This is one of the most complex musical weapons you have ever seen.

Max: Is there a magical guitar?

Sam: Yep.

Max: Sitar?

Sam: Uh huh?

Max: A Big musical gizmo jigga-ma-bob that is exclusive to the old cartoon show?!

Sam: You betcha.

Max: You just gotta love those things!!

More zombies head towards Sam and Max.

Sam: Now I know why that zombie was there! The town is infested by them!!

Max: Should we blow their heads off and rip out their internal organs for souvineers?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to. *gets out his gun and shoot the zombies, killing them.

*Max does the same.*

No more zombies come.

Sam: We better find the root of all evil and--

Max: Beat the living crap out everyone!!

Sam: Exactly. *Drives out of the topic with Max..*

*Evil appears in the topic*

Evil: Ha ha ha!! At last, this is the town filled with zombies. With that many zombies, they will devour so many brains.. Oh yeah, and even cake too.

*Evil noticed Dora*

Evil: What? There's someone else here??!

Dora Stabs Evil.

Evil: Foolish girl. You just mess with the wrong cat.. Feel the wrath of my acid furball. *chokes and hacks, then spits the acid furball at Dora.*

It splatters all over Dora's face. The Hair Ball melts instead of her face.

Dora snaps Evil's tail in half.

Evil: AHH! You.. *slashes Dora with his claws.*

Evil: You are beginning to waste my time. *leaves topic.*

Dora skips away.

*Nothing else happened.*