Ztar Galaxy & Prime's Fortress (Original)

LWB watches from the top of the statue.

Sockie walks through the fortress.

Alex swims out of the way of the bubble boms and floats up to the Merman, who tries jabbing him repeatedly with his trident.

LWB start thinking of a way he could possibly help.

LWB: Hey, where is Erix?

Erix is standing at the bottom of the room, unable to float to the top due to the fact that he's so heavy.

LWB: Of course... Duma, do you think you can help Alex?

Duma is currently dog-paddling on the water. She is about to nod, then notices her collar. Having no idea what it will do if soaked on water, she shakes her head "no". Alex grabs the Merman and swims up to the surface.

LWB: CRAP!!! Point Man, you're the only one who can help Alex!

Alex gets to the surface and holds the Merman over his head, denying it air (it uses gills to breath).
Point Man: No, I'd say he's going a pretty good job.

LWB: And what if the Merman manages to get out of Alex's grip?

Alex is doing a fairly good job of holding on.

LWB: Any time now...

The Merman starts transforming. Becoming heavier is one of the effects of this. As a result, Alex drops the Merman as the room drains of water.

LWB jumps off the statue and readies his brush.

LWB: Finally! Back to my element!

White fur covers the creature as it gains several hundred pounds of muscle and roars.
Alex: This is not how I imagined seeing Bigfoot.

LWB: Oh please, it's just a poser.

LWB draws a bomb and throws it at the Bigfoot.

The Bigfoot/Yeti/Wendigo/Whatever Canadians call it whacks the bomb aside with one hand and charges at Alex.

LWB rolls and draws a bear trap in front of the Yeti.

The Yeti jumps over the bear trap and smacks Alex into a wall, then turns to LWB.

LWB: Uh... THINK FAST!!!

LWB quickly draws a poorly drawn face hugger creature and throws it at the Yeti's face.

The Yeti punches the face hugger and it explodes. Rather than question how that would work, the Yeti charges at LWB.

LWB springs over the Yeti.

The Yeti hits Erix instead, knocking Erix backward. As the first person to successfully do this, there should be worry involved. Instead, there are stone fists to the Yeti's face involved.

LWB turns to the Yeti.

Erix grabs the Yeti and throws him into the statue of Jeno, knocking it and the yeti over and revealing a conviniently placed CD player underneath.