Jump City (Teen Titans)

Mumbo: Oh no! Curse you author Alex!

One of the mimes sticks its tounge out at Mumbo. Meanwhile, the Titans go back to their tower.

*Bosco is going to wear a mexican hat just for the heck of it.*

Bosco: ¡Hola amigos! ¡Venido a mi almacén encontrar lo que usted desea!

The Titans go back to Titans Tower.

*Sam and Max arrives and shove Control Freak in jail.*

Max: Have fun with the mimes for me!

Sam: At least he's got TV in prison.

The only things the TV in prison show are Oprah and Dora the Explorer.

Max: Gee Sam, I wonder why Oprah's show isn't cancelled?

Sam: Well, to tell you the truth, her show's ratings is outstanding.. but I wish she should've stop apologizing for no reason.

*Sam and Max are going out of jail.*

*Plasmius emerges from the manhole.*

Plasmius: BLRAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sam: Holy heaping hot potato that got scorched into a crisp! A radioactive sludge monster!

Max: Boy, another monster from the same series. I wonder if he taste like grape geletin?

Sam: Careful, Max. If you try to touch that big gunk of terror, he'll show his rage upon you, and suck you in and can destroy you permanently.

Plasmius: BAAAARGGGGHH! *Grabs the light pole and prepares to smash them both* BAAAAAAAAARGGGGGAAAAAHHHGGH!!

Max: *whips out the flare gun and blast it to the sky.* I think someone should take care of this.

Sam: That thing is too powerful. Only the professionals can handle such a monsterous beast.

*At the sky, the explosion forms into Max's face. A nearby telephone booth is ringing.*

Max: I GOT IT!! I GOT-- *grabbed by Plasmius* WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!

*Sam picks up the phone.*

Sam: Yeah? Uh huh? Boy, you sure know how to call us whenever we're in-- Oh? Really? We're get right on it!! *hangs up*

Max: Was that the mob who wanted our magical 8-ball that if we refuse they'll make us sleep with the fishes?

Sam: That was the comissioner, Max. The vandal just destroyed some parts of the computer world. We have to fix the damage if we want the world to continue running.

Max: Hey, where did we park the DeSoto?

*the DeSoto is behind the two.*

Max: Oh yeah!

Sam: Hope somebody noticed you mug.

Max: Hey, what if I add this? *used the flare gun to spell out, "DANGER! MONSTER APPROCHING! I LIKE COOKIES!!" There we go!

Sam: Let's roll, Max! *hops in the DeSoto with Max and drives out of Jump City.*

The Titans see the flare message, but on seeing the last part, think it's a prank.

*Plasmius throws a chunk of purple glob at Titans Tower.*

Due to such forces as gravity, distance, and other things, the purple glob misses Titans Tower.

*Plasmius gives up.. for now. He leaves the topic.*

*Dozens of Fire Imps, Bloody Skeletons, Behemoths, Black Dragons, and Banshees arrive in Jump City. One of the Black Dragons picked up a car and throws it at Bosco's Inconvience.*

Bosco: *walks out* Why are you damn fools are making all this-- HOLY!!! *runs back in and cowers.* If there those goddamn aliens, call the FBI! If there are more goddamn aliens, CALL THE DAMN SWAT TEAM!!! If there are more and more and more of these aliens, CALL MY MOMMY!!!

The Teen Titans see this.
Beast Boy: Dude... why does it feel like we're in a horror movie?

*Bosco shrieks for hearing the word "horror."*

*The Banshees unleash their screeching noise at the Teen Titans.*

In doing so, they break all sense of perspective and thus cannot do that. Grammar Nazis and Flesh-Eating Robots attack the banshees.

*The Bloody Skeletons attack Teen Titans.*

Grammar Nazis block the attack and beat up the bloody skeletons.

OOC: Learn proper English or this will happen again and again.

OOC: Looks like my characters can't attack everytime I did that. By the way, are they working for Hitler? *shot.*

*The Bloody Skeletons slashes the Grammar Nazis away.

The Grammar Nazis, being immune to bad grammar, and in fact powered up by this, grow even more muscular and rip the heads off the bloody skeletons.

OOC: I give up. >_>;

*The Bloody Skeletons explode. The Fire Imps tackle Robin and Cyborg.*

This also breaks all sense of perspective, as if I am correct, and I'm always correct, the monsters are in the city, and Titans Tower is on an island.

OOC: They're still in there?

Director: STOP!! CUT!! *angry* Idiot! The authors are not happy with your... invald move-- *grabbed by a Fire Imp.* GRRAAAAGGHH!! *dies.*

Fire Imp: ...I think we'll be able to conquer this city. I mean, that was too easy.

*More demons appear in the city.*

OOC: Not anymore.

IC:

The Titans leave the tower and fight some generic demons.