Poo Poo City and Pomade Ring (Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo)

OVER: ......*Anger Meter: 5/6* .....*Slashes away the fat swedish woman*

Mario: *laughs at OVER* Mama mia, I haven't laughed so hard since Luigi was running away from Shroobs-- Uh oh! O_O;

OVER: *Anger Meter 666/6* GRRRRRRRRRR!!! MY ANGER METER IS MORE THAT FULL NOW I CAN DESTROY YOU WITH MY REAL SELF!!!

Bo-Bobo, Jelly Jiggler, and Gaoh: *cowers* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mario: *angry* Grrr.. Bring it on, OVER...

OVER: NOW YOU CAN FACE THE POWER OF THE SURE GAME OVER! *Glows and transforms*

Bo-Bobo: Don't you worry Mario, since we have angered him enough, he'll transform into Torpedo Girl.

OVER: OH CRUD I JUST REMEMBERED MY REAL FORM HELPS YOU!! *Transforms into Torpedo Girl*

Torpedo Girl: Torpedo Girl!

Bo-Bobo: Alright folks, we gotta get movin'! We just need a map to find that Dimentio dork! *afro pops out a cylander version of the globe* HERE IT IS!

Beauty: THAT WON'T HELP US FIND HIM!

Dengaku-Man: Let's go from point 1 to point 2!

*The Globe turns into a connect the dots. Point 2 is in Pac-Village*

Mario: Okie dokie! Let's-a-go! *leavs the topic*

Bo-Bobo, Gaoh, and Jelly Jiggler: *rides a rare breed of horses* YAH! LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR DESTINATION!! *leaves topic*

*My characters leave the topic*

*Meanwhile in a different location of Poo Poo City, Cortex and his minions arrive*

Cortex: According to the map, we should be getting a boat to N. Sanity Islands.

N. Gin: If they pay us too much, WE'LL BURN THEM!!

Cortex: Silence! We must finish off the Bandicoots so we can continue our world domination--

??? ???: CORTEX!!! >:C *reveals as Uka Uka and gets closer to Cortex*

Cortex: GASP!! Mighty Uka Uka!!

Uka Uka: Once again, you failed to take over the world! You must pay the price for such a failure!!

Cortex: No! Please! It wasn't our fault! It's that marsupial's fault! But the next time we think of an evil plan, we'll make sure he'll be crushed.

Uka Uka: It better work, or else!!

Nina: Hmm, I know it's almost crazy but I have found this. *whips out the Dark Protagonist* Back in Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil, this could be our ticket to dominating not just this world, but the whole universe.

Uka Uka: Hmm... Hmmm!!! Yeeesssss!! THAT'S IT!! Why haven't we thought of this before?!

Cortex: The Dark Protagonist is the ultimate weapon for our evil deeds! When we have summoned a more powerful thing, we will make the universe bow down to us. No mercy required!

Uka Uka: And we will make the bandicoot suffer from pure destruction!

Cortex: Get ready to face our ultimate wrath, Crash Bandicoot!! Nyehahahahahaha!! *leaves topic with his Minions and Uka Uka*

*The Power Star appears in the Pomade Ring.*

*Blueping appears.*

Blueping: Ah, what a nice day for DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN MY PATH! AH HE HE HE HE HE HA H A HA HA!!! *eye twitches*

*Captain Battleship just got up and sees the Changing Chopsticks.*

Captain Battleship: I thought I told the guards to put their chopsticks back in the collection of chopsticks! Is it too much to ask?!

*Dojo arrives with Mario and the Xaiolin Warriors aboard.*

Raimundo sees the Changing Chopsticks from above.

Raimundo: Dojo! Over there!

Raimundo points at Capt. Battleship.

Dojo: OK! Brace yourselves guys, it's going to be a bumpy landing! *lands*

Captain Battleship: Hmph, what are you six doing in my ring?

Mario: Umm.. We're just here for the chopsticks.

Captain Battleship: *snarls* You just want them your ramen soup, do you?! Admit it!!

Mario: What? No!

Omi: Can we have them, please?

Captain Battleship: Alright fine, but bring it right back. I need this! *gives Omi the Changing Chopsticks.*

Mario: I wonder what does that thing do?

Dojo: It lets you change your size. Simple.

Omi: Here, Let me Show you. CHANGING CHOPSTIC-

Raimundo covers Omi's mouth.

Raimundo: You idiot! Do you remember what happened last time?

Omi: To be Fred, no.

Kimiko: Frank.

Omi: Who?

Mario: Well I don't need these. Mega Mushrooms helped me out during my last adventure. *hops on Dojo.*

Dojo: I sense another Shen Gong Wu. The Helmet of Jong! And I think somebody is wearing it... for stupid reasons.

The Xiaolin Warriors jump on.

*Dojo leaves the topic with Mario and Xaiolin Warriors.*