Cloverfield (Cloverfield)

The Mad Duck glares at the axe and it goes flying out of the Huntsmaster's hand.

The Huntsmaster grabs the axe again before it can get very far.

The axe suddenly sets aflame and becomes a pile of ashes.

The ashes formerly known as axe suddenly reform and turn back into an axe somehow.

The Mad Duck suddenly leaps onto the Huntsmaster's head.

The Huntsmaster grabs the Mad Duck by the neck and holds him over the open flames of a building.

Mad Duck: Now now, old chap! You wouldn't kill a talking duck, would you?

Huntsmaster: Yes.

Mad Duck: But what would you get out of that? Hm? Just the right to tell people "HEY GUYS, I KILLED A TALKING DUCK"?

Huntsmaster: Who says I'm going to tell anyone? And who says you'll even be missed?

Mad Duck: My friends behind you might miss me...
An army of Mad Ducks are behind the Huntsmaster.

The Huntsmaster tosses his axe behind him like a boomerang. Amazingly, it cuts the heads off of every Mad Duck except two.
Huntsmaster: What about them?

Mad Duck: Yes.
The two Mad Ducks leap on the Huntsmaster and start pecking him, knocking the first Mad Duck out of his grip.

OOC: Ladies and gentlemen, this is why it's hard to convey a dramatic scene using only text.

IC:

Therefore, the first Mad Duck lands on a 350-degree fire. Meanwhile...
Huntsmaster: I really hoped I could leave some of you to reproduce and give me more prey, but...
The Huntsmaster flips over, sending these Mad Ducks into the fire as well.

OOC: It always is.

IC:

The first Mad Duck runs out of the fire, screaming.

The other two burn to a crisp.

The first Mad Duck runs off.

The Huntsmaster goes back to eating his chicken.

The Huntsmaster finishes his chicken and leaves the topic to get more food.

*Parakarry flies down and places the mail in the Huntsmaster's... mailbox.. ok, let's just call it cardboard.*

Parakarry: Poor guy. If only a simple lottery ticket can only save him now. *flies out of the topic.*

The Huntsmaster has no mailbox, so the letter vaporizes. Besides, he lives in Cloverfield by choice.

The Huntsmaster reenters the topic.

There is a couple of rats near the Huntsman.

The Huntsmaster stabs and eats one of them.

Th other one squeeks in fear and runs into a crevice in the ground.