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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:44 pm | |
| The UAC research facilities were built near ancient ruins (the Anomalies) that the UAC discovered could be used to teleport objects between the two moons of Mars, Deimos and Phobos. Human volunteers sent through the gateways either disappeared, or suffered madness followed with death by full-body explosion. It is of note that the result of the Anomalies' eventual conversion to interdimensional gateways seems to have resulted more from the UAC's negligence and ignorance. Although the company is technologically advanced, the UAC complex is badly designed and in a state of disrepair. Under its perfect, technological exterior lurks myriad wires, leaking pipes, and other assorted systems on the verge of breakdown. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:18 am | |
| *Wario and Waluigi arrives* Waluigi: What is this? A cheap first person shooter? Bleh! I seen better. | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:17 am | |
| A low roaring sound can be heard behind one of the doors. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:03 am | |
| Wario: I swear, I just ate garlic! Why did my stomach rumble anyway?! Waluigi: Waaah! It's not your stomach that is growling, it's somebody else's! | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:44 am | |
| Something starts to bang on the door. The low roaring continues. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:13 pm | |
| Wario: *sarcastic* Ooh! A big moronic monster will come and eat us! *stops* HA HA HA HA!! Bring it on! Wario and Waluigi will take you on! | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:06 pm | |
| A Baron of Hell knocks down the door and roars at the Wario Bros. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:02 pm | |
| *Wario roars loudly at the Baron of Hell. It also poisons it with his gnarly garlic breath.* Wario: Heh! Top that, monster. | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:47 pm | |
| The Baron of Hell roars in Wario's face and a corrosive gas spews out it's mouth. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:07 pm | |
| *Wario steps away* Wario: HYAH! *Punchs The Baron of Hell away* Waluigi: *threw Eggplant Bombs at The Baron of Hell.* | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:11 pm | |
| The Baron of Hell throws a green fireball at the Wario Bros. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:20 pm | |
| *The two dodges.* Waluigi: Nyah ha ha ha ha!! *Spin kicks THe Baron of Hell* | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:21 pm | |
| The Baron of Hell catches Waluigi's leg and throws him at a wall. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:22 pm | |
| *Wario pounds The Baron of Hell.* | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:25 pm | |
| Wario's butt gets caught on the BoH's horns. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:21 am | |
| Wario: OW!! MY BUTTOCKS!! *pounds The Baron of Hell* Take-a-that you stupid thing! | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:27 am | |
| The BoH jabs Wario in the face with a flaming fist. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:27 am | |
| *Waluigi spin kicks Baron of Hell.* | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:30 am | |
| The BoH scratches Waluigi. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:34 am | |
| Waluigi: That was my favorite overalls you creep! *bashes Baron of Hell with his tennis racket?* | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:36 am | |
| The BoH catches the racket and burns it. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:37 am | |
| Wario: Wario's turn!! *Body slams Baron of Hell.* | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:38 am | |
| This causes the Baron to fall back a few inches. | |
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Karasz Admin
Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:39 am | |
| *Wario farts on Baron of Hell* Wario: Oooh! Spicy. | |
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The Illusory Reaper Ultra Member
Posts : 4871 Join date : 2008-01-10 Age : 32 Location : Main Street
| Subject: Re: UAC Research Facilities (DOOM) Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:40 am | |
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