Fastoon (Ratchet and Clank)

Fastoon is home to the Lombax Ruins. It is is where Ratchet and Clank find and restore Aphelion.

The Great Fox enters the topic.

Ratchet: This is the planet where the Lombax Ruins are. But what are they going to do with this planet? There's nothing interesting for them to destroy.

Fox: Well, actually... There is a lost city somewhere that is filled with Lombax villagers.

Ratchet: What??!

The Hex Fighter flies into the topic.

Ratchet: I don't understand. I thought all the Lombaxes are in the other dimension.

Fox: Aparently there are more of them. Anyway, I'm going to investigate to see what those Space Pirates are up to.

Clank: Fox, I have only one question. Why would the Space Pirate be doing here on the Lombax Ruins?

Fox: Well, perhaps they are collecting some sort of data. I'm going to check out.

*Fox leaves the Great Fox with the Landmaster.*

Falco and Krystal stay in the Great Fox.

Slippy's radio over Fox: Fox, why not use the Arwing--

Clank's radio over Fox: Because there could be Air-Bombs around the planet's airspace.

*The Landmaster moves toward.*

Fox: Hmm....

Clank's radio over Fox: I must warn you that they also plant the landmines as well.

Fox: What???

Hex: (Over radio) If there ARE air-bombs, I'll handle them. Don't want my "buddies" to miss out on the action.
Hex flies around Fastoon in search of air-bombs or other airial threats to shoot down.

Captain Qwark: Why didn't I think of that??

Hex: Because you're not good at anything.

Captain Qwark: Well look who's talking.

*Meanwhile, Fox is avoiding the landmines and enters the cave. He turned the lights on.*

Hex: The key to attempted comebacks is to make sure you actually can come back without looking like an idiot who doesn't pay attention.

*The Landmaster enters the Lost Lombax Village*

Fox: Alright, I'm in the village. *jumps out of the landmaster.* It looks quiet here.

Hex continues his search.

*There is a familiar leader coming at Hex.*

Hex blasts said leader (Ridley) in the face with his Heavy Cannon. As Ridley is not bigger than a spaceship, this hurts a lot.

*Ridley fires a gigantic fire breath on Hex.*

The fire doesn't do anything to the Hex Fighter that Hex is flying in.
Hex: Never make a spaceship that can't withstand extreme temperatures.

Ridley slams the Hex Fighter down to the surface.*

Unless Ridley has super-strength, he can't do this. The Hex Fighter blasts Ridley in his sensitive spot.

*Ridley ignores the pain and slams his tail on the Hex Fighter.*

This achieves nothing. Hex wonders if Ridley is a complete idiot for trying to take down a heavily armored spaceship by himself.

*It's because he's in extreme anger.*

Slippy on Hex's Radio: Shoot him down!

Hex: Hey, thanks for the unhelpful advice!
Hex blasts Ridley with the Heavy Cannon repeatedly.

*Ridley is damaged badly and falls down to the surface.*