Fortuna (Starfox)

The ice around Falco starts to melt.

Fox: Falco! Are you alright?

The ice fully melts.
Falco: Ugh...I'll be fine.

*There is a tunnel that leads to the bathroom.*

Ratchet: *disgusted* I don't know why Qwark wanted us to go there, but.. fine. *enters the tunnel with Fox.*

Falco also enters the tunnel.

*Cuddles is just cleaning the toilets while humming*

*Ratchet and Clank came out of the toilet*

Ratchet: PTOOIE! Oh jeez!

Cuddles: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! *runs away* WAHH!!

*Fox came out of the other toilet*

Fox: This is going to ruin our diginity.. Peppy, we're in the base.

Falco comes out of another toilet.
Falco: I'm never doing that again...
Peppy Over Fox's Radio: Great work, Fox! Now you just need to find their commander.

Captain Qwark over Ratchet's Radio: And my lunch. My stomach is growling. Head to the kitchen if you have time.

Ratchet: Urggh.. We rather stop by at the fast food joint.

Captain Qwark over Ratchet's Radio: Are we going to KFC? They're finger lickin' good ya know!

Ratchet: Qwark, how can you think about food at the time like this?!

Clank: There is no time to argue over the consumption. Remember, to find the commander, we must take the hallway. There are nearly-invisible Space Pirates known as the Omega Pirates guarding there. We need to find the cloaking device in order to overcome this situation.

Fox: Clank's right. If we can find them, then we'll be able to make it without being seen.

Ratchet: If that doesn't work, i'll have to use the Decoy Glove so the pirates think that it's actually us.

Clank: If that doesn't work, I'll just throw a little surprise for them.

Fox: Little?

Clank: You'll see it later.

*Fox, Ratchet, and Clank leaves the bathroom.*

As does Falco.

*Cuddles peeks in the toilet that Ratchet comes out.*

Cuddles: Uh.. Helloooooo??

*The Ice Mantis jumps out of the toilet*

Cuddles: WAAAAAHH!!

*And kills him in half with its scythe.*

*Meanwhile, there is three cloaking devices in front of them. Fox and Ratchet uses them to become invisible.*

Falco takes the third cloaking device and uses it to become invisible as well.

*The Omega Pirate didn't notice.*

Ratchet: *whispers* It's working.

Falco tries to walk past the Omega Pirate.

Omega Pirate: *sniff* *Alien talk* (Smells like a fox in here...)

Falco doesn't understand the language and therefore doesn't know what the Omega Pirate said.

Captain Qwark over Fox's Radio: You guys don't understand "Piratease" too? Better buy the language book at the Quartox Galaxy!

*The Omega Pirate heard and growls*

Fox: Quiet! You'll screw things up!

Clank: I think he heard us.

Omega Pirate: ROOOOOARR! *pounds the ground with his fist*

*The invisibility device wore off.*

Ratchet: Nice going, Qwark... >:C

Clank: Two can play at this. *transforms into Giant Clank and punches Omega Pirate*

Falco fires lasers at the Omega Pirate.

*Fox and Ratchet does the same. The Omega Pirate uses his Earthquake attack to damage the group.*

Falco kicks the Omega Pirate in the face.

*Fox slams his foot on Omega Pirate's face. This knocks the Omega Pirate pirate out.*

Clank: Nice job. But there are Fire Troopers coming at us.

Ratchet: Fire Troopers? Clank, how could you tell?

Clank: A simple pallette swap.

*Fire Troopers are coming at the group.*

Fox: So much for stealth.

Slippy over Fox's Radio: I analyzed their weakness, guys. They are weakened by their own element! That's almost the same as the Ice Troopers!

Ratchet: Their own weakness is fire?? *Whips out his Pyro Blaster and burns them into a crisp.*

Falco: Well, that was easy.

Clank: We're almos there to the commander--

Captain Qwark over Fox's Radio: Oh, don't forget to get the sandwhich!

Fox: Urggh...

Ratchet: Qwark! Stop it!

Falco sighs and keeps walking.

*Fox, Ratchet, and Clank are at the commander's big door.*

Falco walks up to the door.
Falco: Well, are we going in?