Mellow Hills (Overlord)

The Melvins try to eat Mario instead, Melvin knowing that it's not his birthday.

*Good thing Mario still holds the cake.*

Serious Sam: Oh that is just nasty..

*Mario lits the bomb and..*

*BOOM!!*

Mario: @_@ Mama mia...

*Still, Melvin is damaged from the inside. As a result, Melvin gets a heart attack.*

But this is only one of the Melvins. The Other Melvins are fine.

Mario begins to be digested.

The other Melvins begin to try to eat Max.

*Mario jumps out of Melvin's mouth and his butt is on fire*

Max: Hey Sam!! Got any ideas?

Sam: I'm trying! I can't tell which one is the real one!

Max: Find the one who is still holding the ring!

Sam: Thanks pal!!

Max: HURRY UP BEFORE THEY'LL EAT MY LIMBS OFF!!

Serious Sam: Whatever. *sees the real Melvin, who is still wearing the Ring of the Nine Dragons.* Bingo! *grabs the real Melvin's hand with the Ring of the Nine Dragons.*

*The ring starts to glow*

Serious Sam: I'm challenging you to a serious Xiaolin Showdown, jerk!

The Melvins combine. Melvin stares At Sam like he's an idiot.

Sam: What?

Serious Sam: Seriously, stop mistaking me as a dog and him as a weapon crazed maniac. I'M THE WEAPON CRAZED MANIAC!! HE'S A DOG!!

Max: Cool, now I have two Sams to partner with! AND IS THE BIG FAT GLUTTON IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?!

Melvin: Yes. What the heck is this...thing...Talking about?

Sam: You were trying to take the ring away! We want it back!

Melvin: So? That's life.

Serious Sam: Look, lardbutt, let's make a deal. How about we give you a truckload of food for that ring you're wearing.

Melvin: This is SO unlike me, but...No, I fancy this ring very much.

Sam: What if we give you a very powerful ring than the one you're wearing?

Melvin: Which ring?

Sam: The Ring of Invulnability.

Melvin: Show me. I'm not an idiot.

Sam: Show me your hand first.

Melvin: Like I said, No. I might be fat, but I don't only think about food.

Sam: *pulls out the Ring of Invulnability.* Here it is.

Melvin: Test it. Pull out a knife and stab yourself.

Max: Well this blows.

Sam: Look, do you want the damn ring or not?

OOC: Pardon my language, Sir Zec.

OOC: S'ok.

IC:

Melvin: No. Test it or I'll be forced to kill you.

Hundreds of Halflings and Butchers appear behind Melvin.

Sam: Sigh.. Fine. *puts in the Ring of Invulnabilit and pulls out a knife.* Well, here goes nothing. *Stabs himself, but when he does, the knife is bent, thus no longer usable.* Ta-dah! Works as a charm.

Melvin: May I see that knife?

*Sam gives the destroyed knife to Melvin. It is indeed a real knife.*

Melvin bends the knife back and tries to stab Sam with it.