*Wario and Waluigi arrives*
Waluigi: Hey, what is this? Half of the city lost their part of electricity? Ha ha ha ha!
*There is a literate guy giving Wario the tips on how to be literate.*
Literate Guy: Psst.. Hey, better do that when Author Troy is around.
Wario: ...NO!! Oh alright fine. But it'll ruin my reptuation..
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Wario is looking at Waluigi. "Hey, how's-a-my literate talk working along?" Asked Wario. "Wahh! You call that literate?!" Questioned Waluigi, "I seen better in a cheap Harry Potter book!!"
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Wario: I told you it wouldn't work. I'm not even in the Book Club anyway.