Koopa Bros. Fortress (Paper Mario)

*The landlord arrives.*

Landlord: They haven't paid the bills in months! I'm going to give them a warning. *knocks the door.*

*Serious Sam left the topic.*

A random Koopa walks up to the "landlord."
"Uhh...you're not the landlord of this fortress. Bowser is, since he's the one who gave it to them," the Koopa says.
It then proceeds to kick the "landlord" out of the topic.

*Kamek appears and flies in the fortress.*

Kamek: Koopa Bros!!! I need to speak to you immetiadely.

The Black Cats Gang run in after Yellow.

Yellow arrives in the room just in time to hear this.
"What do you want from us now?" Red asks.

Kamek: I'm glad you asked. I have three things that I must tell you. First, your fortress is filthy. Clean it up. Just because you and your brothers live here doesn't mean you have to make it messy for the fun of it. Second, I have ordered new upgrades for your ridiculous Bowser-Robot-Thingie. Maybe it'll destroy Mario for sure. And the last thing is stealing something I must need to become powerful. I want you to get the Staff of Everlasting Black Magic. But the staff can be found in that planet Golemia. I suggest you have to find a rocket because I don't OWN one.

"Ugh...Fine, if we have to. But we're still not doing the first thing," Red says.
The four of them leave the area to go find a rocket.

Kamek: Alright fine. *Creates the rocket by magic.*

The four of them come back.
"If you could do that in the first place, then why did you tell us we had to go find one?" Black asks.
"Never mind, let's just get this thing over with, dudes," Yellow interrupts.
They get in the rocket and take off.

The Black Cats Gang arrive in the room and look around.

Alicia: Hey, where'd that yellow turtle go?

Kamek: .... *blasts the Black Cats Gang away with the polygon blast* BEGONE!! You will not enter here. I forbid it!

Alicia: UGH, HOW DARE YOU BLAST US, YOU FOUR EYED FREAK!!!

Kamek: What did you call me?! For that, you shall die! *blasts fireballs at Alicia.*

Alicia: AAAAAAHHH!!! *Dodges.*

Alicia: If we're done here, then we'll be going. Come on girls.

The Black Cats Gang leaves the topic.

Kamek: Good. *leaves the topic.*

The Koopa Bros. Fall under my control.

A Order Sapphire falls into the topic and lands next to the Koopa Bros.

Red: What's this?