Spiral Mountain (Banjo-Kazooie)

A rather small mountain located on the Isle O' Hags. Banjo and Kazooie live at the foot of it, and Gruntilda's Lair is right near it.

Banjo and Kazooie are in Banjo's house, both asleep.

*Parakarry flies into the topic and places the mail in Banjo's and Kazooie's mailbox.*

Parakarry: Mail call!! *flies out of the topic.*

Kazooie wakes up and sees Banjo still asleep.
Kazooie: Oh sure, make me do all of the work...
Kazooie exits the house and looks in the mailbox.

*There are two letters. One is from Tootie, and the other is from Tip Tup.*

Kazooie reads the letter from Tootie.

Letter: Dear big brother,

The reason I was away since that game Banjo-Tooie is that I was on vacation. Remember what I said that I like adventures? Well, I have been traveling alot. I stopped by at a place called Raposa Town. It's a nice place too. Maybe someday you might come and check this place out.

Well, I have to go. I'll write you another letter later. Bye!

~Tootie.

Kazooie then reads the letter from Tiptup.

Letter: Hey guys,

Just writing a letter to you guys that I'll be at Musical Galaxy where I am performing the Annual Musical Masterpiece at the theater. Wish me luck!

~Tip Tup.

Kazooie takes the letters and walks back into Banjo's house.

Kazooie walks up to Banjo.
Kazooie: Ahem...WAKE UP!
Banjo wakes up and yelps, hitting his head on a shelf. Meanwhile, Grunty walks out of her lair.

*Parakarry flies in and gives Grunty the mail.*

Parakarry: Hey, give this to the guy named Klungo when you're done with what you're doing. *flies away.*

Grunty: I'll have to kill that turtle later, but now it's time to strike like a gator!
Grunty flies down near Banjo and Kazooie's house. Inside, Kazooie is showing Banjo the letters.

*Luigi jumps out of the warp pipe.*

Luigi: *sees Gruntilda* WAHHHAHA!! *hides behind the tree.* Oooh. What.. was that?!

Grunty aims rockets at Banjo's house. Inside...
Banjo: Hmm...maybe we should go see Tooty?
Kazooie: Might as well. Not much has happened here lately...
The two walk towards the door.

Luigi: *angry* I am not letting that witch destroy that house! *runs to Grunty and kicks her away* Luigi-Time!!

Grunty turns to Luigi and fires the rockets at him.
Grunty: You'll pay for interrupting my killing spree, and you won't go free!

Luigi: You're the one who tried to blow up the people in the house! *avoids the rockets.*

Grunty:...What does that have to do with what I just said? I think you need to lie down in bed!
Banjo and Kazooie walk out of the house.
Banjo: Uh...what's going on?

Luigi: =_= Now that you mention it, I didn't get enough sleep since I had that Boo related nightmare.

Grunty: I could care less. Now-
Kazooie suddenly spits out an egg at Grunty, knocking her to the ground.

Luigi: Hey, you should thank me for stopping her from destroying your house.

Kazooie: And we were supposed to know that you did that, how...?

Luigi: .......Nevermind then. Well I was going to take this letter to Jingaling, but when I saw this hag attempting to blow up your house, I had to attack.

Banjo: Speaking of her, where did she go?
Grunty is now gone.