Witchyworld (Banjo-Tooie)

An amusement park run by Gruntilda the witch and her minions. Some of the attractions here include the Wild West Zone, the Inferno, the Space Zone, Area 51, and the Big Top Tent. Each has it's own rides (well, except for the Big Top) and you can also get your fortune told.

*Superball appear as he is currently guarding the front gate.*

A strange, green lump appears on the floor of the Big Top.

*A Jinjo arrives and attempts to get in-*

Superball: I'm sorry sir. You can't go in without the ticket.

Jinjo: Oh come on! I want to come and ride!

Superball: Sorry. Rules are rules. You need a ticket before you enter.

Jinjo: Oh fine. How much?

Superball: 500 Notes.

Jinjo: ...............................................................................................

Superball: Long silence isn't going to cut it.

*Wario arrives.*

Wario: Heh heh heh. I bet there are treasure in that twisted theme park.

Superball: I'm sorry sir. You can't go in without the ticket. Regulations.

Wario: What?! How much is the ticket?

Superball: 500 notes.

Wario: WHAT?! You know what I think about the stupid price? Ripoff!

Superball: Sorry, but you have to pay 500 notes to buy a lifetime ticket.

Wario: You mean I come back anytime I want?

Superball: Affirmative.

Wario: Heh heh heh.. Is different currency such as gold coins have the same price?

Superball: 1,000 coins for the ticket.

Wario: GRRRR!! You are an ungrateful loser. I oughta smack-a-you!

*There are 5 Jiggies in the theme park.*

Wario: *sees one Jiggy on top of the big tent.* WHOA! Gold!! Just what I wanted!!! *runs in, but--*

Superball: I'm sorry. You still can't go in.

Wario: HEY! Look over there! *points at nothing behind him.*

Superball: ...I'm not falling for that. I'm sorry sir, but you still can't go in.. Even with that kind of trick.

Wario: Don't look over there!

Superball: Oh really? *does look at behind.*

*Wario sneaks in Witchyworld.*

Wario: He he he he he he.. *whips out his backpack because...* Hey, Waluigi! Come out.

*Waluigi jumps out of the backpack.*

Waluigi: He he he he he he! I told you my plan is flawless!! Sneak is the best option of them all.

Wario: Ha ha ha ha!

*Superball is done looking and noticed that Wario is gone. He thinks he left.*

Superball: He must've quit for some reason. Obtaining notes by getting a job.

Some Jippo Jims head towards Wario and Waluigi.

Wario: Wah hah hah!! *Pounds the Jippo Jims with his fists.*

The Jippo Jims whack Wario with their hammers.

Waluigi: Hey! That's for whackin' the moles you rats! *smashes the Jippo Jims with his tennis racket.*

The Jippo Jims start whacking Waluigi as well.

*Waluigi steals the Jippo Jims' hammer and smashes them with it.*

Waluigi: Who says cheaters never win?! Wah ha ha!

The Jippo Jims are knocked out.

*Wario steals the Jippo Jims' money*

Wario: See? It's all fun and games till someone gets attacked by greed.

Wario: Alright, we're going to find that golden puzzle piece if it's the last--

???: Psst..

Wario: Huh?

???: You. Come 'ere.

*Wario and Waluigi walks to the Minjo.*

Minjo: You look like the guys who could get a simple job, yes?

Wario: Look weirdo, I already own my own job--

Minjo: Shaddup. Come with me. The boss wants to see you.

Waluigi: Wah? Wait, how do you know we're here?

Minjo: One of the members witnessed you were sneaking in Witchyworld. We like that kind of style. Alright, enough with the talk, follow me. *escorts Wario and Waluigi in the Underground Minjo Social Club.* Don Minjo is expecting you two. *pushes them to Don Minjo's office.*

Wario: Nyeerrgh..

Don Minjo: ...

Wario: Hey, what do you want from us?!

Don Minjo: Greetings gentlemen. My name is Don Minjo. Welcome to the Minjo Social Club.

Waluigi: Hmph! You're kidding me. We're being dragged into some kind of organization?!

Don Minjo: Indeed. Like one of my brothers said, they saw you sneaking in. However, I am not going to let you two go at the moment. *smokes the cigar* In other words, your freedom has been revoked.

Wario: WHAT?!

Don Mnijo: But I can give you back your freedom, for I have an offer you can't, and never refuse.

Waluigi: Hmph. Fine, what is it?

Don Minjo: Hold that thought, purple thing. Let me attend a meeting with my bretheren.

*The Minjo Mafia arrives.*

Don Minjo: My brothers. We have gathered here for the importance of my son's wedding. Marcus is very excited to be wed with his lovely bride, Ginger. Therefore, we must make the ceremony successful. But, if anyone tries to stop our wedding will end up sleeping with the fishes. Kapeesh?

Mongo: With all respect, Don Minjo, yes.

Marvin: We can't let anyone stop your son's wedding.

Maurice: I cut their throats off if they do that!!

Albino: *nods*

Don Minjo: Good. Then it's settled. The wedding will be starting soon. *to Wario and Waluigi* Now, as for you two.. I have a very important task for you two. We are also cheering for the Mean Minjos for the Kickball Tournament. And we hates losing. So, we're sending the message to the big king Jinjo in the village. I want you two to deliever this message, and make sure he gets the message.. Or else.

Wario: Heh, no problem. But what's in it for us?

Don Minjo: We will be returning the favors. Now, shoo. Go away.

*Wario and Waluigi leaves the topic.*

Don Minjo: We are not letting those stupid Jinjos win the tournament. It's a good thing I hired a hitman to kill those bastards.

Don Minjo: Albino, I have something to ask you.

Albino: *walks toward to Don Minjo*

Don Minjo: Did that stupid bunny pay off the debt to the Minjo Social Club?

*Albino shook his head, meaning "no."*

Don Minjo: Did he also pay his past dues?

*Albino does the same thing.*

Don Minjo: That stupid mammal will regret this. I want you to take him out until he pays off the dues. Show no mercy, kabeesh?

*Albino nods and walks out of the topic with a sniper rifle.*

Don Minjo: You'll be sleeping with the fishes, Roger. I swear it in my mother's blood.

*Albino arrives as he is extremely exhausted. He enters the Underground Minjo Social Club.*

Albino: ...

Don Minjo: I don't believe this... 15 years of success, and now you screwed everything up... What do you have to say for yourself, Albino?

Albino: ...

Don Minjo: ... I had enough of this. Mongo, Marvin, take care of this failure.

Mongo: Way ahead of ya. *Punches Albino, knocking him out.*

Don Minjo: I will not tolerate pure failure.

*Mongo and Marvin throws Albino in the car and drives out of the topic.*

Don Minjo: idiot. *smokes a cigar and sighs.*

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Don Minjo: That does it.. Those freelance bastards are going to pay for interfering the whacking.

*Mongo and Marvin arrives.*

Don Minjo: *angry* I will hope that Albino will learn his lesson not to screw up, because it's going to take a long time to let him escape the one called Hell or Underwhere. *smokes the cigar.* Matter of fact that nobody escapes from Hell, just to let you brothers know. Screw up once in the Minjo Mafia, you die.

Marvin: Don, what about the fat yellow guy and the skinny purple idiot?

Don Minjo: That doesn't matter anyway. The message is delivered, so King Jingaling will know that if those stupid Jinjos are trying to win, whack him.

Mongo: Pardon me if I interrupt, but what about the freelance police that Albino failed to take them down first?

Don Minjo: Hmm.... Send them a threatening message. Meet them at the city that no one dares to enter.

Mongo: Yes sir.

Don Minjo: And don't fail me or you two will end up like Albino.

Mongo: ...*gulp* Better hope not, Don. *leaves with Marvin and Maurice.*

LWB and Eelie arrive near the entrance of Witchywolrd.

LWB: Something tells me this place is going to be a death trap.

Eelie: Just think positively.

LWB: Alright then: I'm positive this place is a death trap.

Eelie: *Glares at LWB.* Let's just go.

LWB and Eelie officially enter Witchyworld.

*But Superball blocks their way.*

Superball: I'm sorry sir. You can't go in without the ticket. Regulations.

LWB: WHAT!?

Superball: You need a ticket to enter. That is all.

*The raft arrives by the lake as Sam and Max jumps out and walks to enterence.*

Superball: I'm sir, you ca-- Oh, hello Mr. President.

Max: Hey! How ya doin' Superball?

Superball: Just fine. Just blocked that non-ticket person from entering.

Max: Hey, do we need a ticket?

Superball: You can go in free as well as your friends.

Sam: I guess that's VIP for ya.

Sora and Kairi come out of the raft and follow Sam and Max.

*Wario and Waluigi runs in and heads to the Mafia's "club."

Sam: Looks like everybody is having a good time, eh Max?

Max: It's even fun when you're puking after the rides! Hey! I saw that white imp's footprints.

*Sam and Max are going to the hideout.*

Bodyguard: What's the password?

Sam: Uh......

Bodyguard: "Uh.." is not the right password. Beat it.

Wario: Hey, here's the password for ya. "Jinjos suck."

Bodyguard: You may enter.

*Wario and Waluigi enters the hideout.*