Orre Region (Pokemon)

LWB: Look, can we stop messing around with random people and just see exactly what this Yoshi wants with us?

<Evil Yoshi> Nothing. I don't even want you here!
Just like that, the Yoshi started gathering psychic energy at an alarming rate.

LWB: Tough.

LWB casts a Paint Ball at the Yoshi and it hits him in the face.

Max: The psychic villain is armed and dangerous! DROP THE BALL, BUDDY! DROP IT!! *mauls the Evil Yoshi.*

*Jack watches this. Dr. Brainstorm comes out of a store holding lots of supplies*

Dr. Brainstorm: No evil villain discount, my labcoat!

Sam: Well lookie here. That youngster wanted to play as a supervillain for the costume party. Ain't it cute!

Max: Can we keep him, Sam?

Hudson: Uh.. Excuse me? But we're in a middle of a fight.

Dr. Brainstorm: YOUNGSTER?!? Thank you. COSTUME!?!? I am Dr. Brainstorm! AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!

Sam: Suuuuuuuuuure you are.

Dr. Brainstorm: *Points Servent Ray at Sam* Don't doubt the great DR. BRAINSTORM!!

Sam: Ain't that cute?

Max: *giggles*

Dr. Brainstorm: SERVENT RAY DESTROY THEM!!!!!! *................* Okay, don't do what I just told you. *The Servent Ray fires at Sam and Max*

LWB: What kind of servant ray does the opposite of what you say? ... *Snicker.* That rhymed...

Sam: Max, for some reason the ray has no effect on us.

Max: Let's try to pretend like this.

Sam: Good idea. *pretends* What is your bidding, Master?

OOC: No. The ray is supposed to do what Brainstorm says. It doesn't make them servents.

Sam: Master? Are you listening?

Despite what all supposedly "happened", LWB's paintball bounced off a psychic barrier formed around the evil Yoshi, as did Max.
<Evil Yoshi> Pitiful.
The evil Yoshi then uses his telekinetic powers to lift LWB into the air, squeezing his windpipe, suffocating him.

Franklin: WHOA!!

Paulie: Somebody, so something!!

Hudson: Did I ever mention that my teeth are so bright, it can blind anybody! *Shows his shiny teeth and blinds the Evil Yoshi.*

<Evil Yoshi> ...
While still choking LWB, the evil Yoshi called up a wall of darkness, which then rushed towards Franklin, Paulie, and Hudson, about to swallow them in.

Eelie jumps up and throws several kunais at the evil Yoshi, but since there is a barrier, they all bounce off.

Eelie: *Thinking: Darn it! There has to be some sort of blind spot or something!*

LWB: *Gasping for air.*

Sam: That shadow wall is catching up to them!

Paulie: Do something, Sam & Max!!

Sam: Keep running!

*The three pinatas does so.*

Sam: If we don't save them soon, they will be doomed to sucked in to a different location or stuck in the darkness for eternity.

Max: You mean Hell, right?

Sam: That's right!

Max: What about him?

Sam: Who, LWB? Oh, right. I forgot about that. We gotta get him away from that evil lizard, and run away.

Max: But Sam! We'll lose our experience points as a panelty!

Sam: By the way, the barrier stopped forming when it hits the ground. He's vulnerable from below the surface! Our only chance is to dig in and attack him from below. Max, you can dig, right?

Max: My lagamorphic skills can hurt him, giving him MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Sam: *chuckles* You crack me up, little-

Hudson: Hurry up!!!!

*Max digs into the ground, and attacks the evil Yoshi from below.

The evil Yoshi was startled by the attack--as if it was like an annoying, painful pricking on his bare foot. In any case, this made him drop LWB and the darkness wall vanish. In reaction, the evil Yoshi paralyzed Max's mind while he summoned from the darkness what appears to be a long katana with a black-steel blade and a gory-themed handle. It had dark sparks flying off of it.
<Evil Yoshi> Any last words?

Max: I just wanted to how hansome you are! *smiles*

Sam: Hey, lizard! *pulls out his gun and shoots Evil Yoshi's weapon away, destroying it.* Say goodnight! *Shoots Evil Yoshi in the eye, and BAM!!*

*Dr. Brainstorm works on a machine whie Jack just watches the fight*

Once again, barrier. The bullet ricochets off of it and probably hits someone in someplace tender. Also, the katana gradually but surely reformed into its proper shape. It then gouged into Max's foot.
<Evil Yoshi> Tsk. Sucking up will get you nowhere.
The evil Yoshi then uses his telekinetic power to pull Max's head apart of his body. One can hear the lumbar in Max's neck snapping apart while this tugging is going on.

OOC: What is Evil Yoshi's weakness?

Sam: *chuckles* Go ahead, and you will see Max's delishious junk food he ate since last year.

Max: Sam, you got any tactics yet?

Sam: I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

Max: Hurry up, he's breaking my neck already! And it was my favorite too.

Sam: *Whips out a remote control* Here it is! Magical Remote!

Max: Oh that's cheesy, Sam.

*Sam pressed the pause button, which freezes Evil Yoshi. *

Max: He's still chocking me, Sam!

Sam: *to Paulie* Think you can dig Max out of here?

Paulie: Well, I'll try. *digs into the surface and pops into the barrier; let Max go from Evil Yoshi's grip and gets back to Sam.*

Max: Never underestimate the power of TV magic.

Hudson: What are we going to do with him anyway?

Sam: *thinks* I have an idea.

*Sam and Max takes the barrier'd Evil Yoshi to the random mine field.*

Max: This is the best plan you have ever had! Who knew a random mine field could be so useful?

Sam: I'll unpause the effect when he get back to the boat.

*THe two returned to the group and heads to the boat.*

Sam: LWB! Eelie! Get in!